Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

[Daisy Uncle]

AvaMay deserves tae go intae liquidation fur this poast alone, also.
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This comment, wud need mair than therapy hen after visiting Beirut towers
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He's nailed the autumn fragrance, hahaha, yeah right, you've bought a gallon can of cheap candle oil from Aliexpress dear. Shows how thick they think their customers are, to say this. Not gonna lie, bit disappointed he's not called it Autumn Leafs.

 

[AllieBee]

Sorry but wtf is he actually trying to say tonight? I don't know, but I'm trying to get to know and so forth

We don't know. And it's no good asking Maz he doesn't know either. Making out he's like the chief perfumier at AM.. it's a tiny lil company that's owned by Hamnahs ex BF. It's not his. He's not built his brand, he sniffs a few bottles every 6 months, decides which one he likes best then Hannah sells a few of her overpriced melts to the few saps that follow Maz.

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Needs a moment to breathe???

Real life reality - leaves for work mid morning, gets home in time to have dinner at 5pm. Eats takeaway or reheats from a box. No caring responsibilities, no long commute, no garden, very few rooms to clean. No hobbies or exercise, no volunteering.

Instagram reality - no brand work, no creative reels, relies on rambling stories, chooses a fragrance to name twice a year.

It’s not a breather he’s needing, it’s a dose of reality!

 

[Ferguson]

Sat greetin over the memory of a Christmas tree that wasn't even his.
Aye OK fat lad.

 

[Babybail93]

Hello ma lovelies. Im back from that place, abroad, and caught up on thread 107 for the rest of I, Marions birthday.

My immediate thoughts are with oor Sadie, pushing out that massive heid 40 years ago.


At his family pre bday meal (thread 106) he dressed nicely and I did feel my cold heart melt a bit when they brought the cake out etc, and he seemed almost normal!

But then… Marions charum bracelet made me feel nauseous. I showed Mr Noseybonk who said “fuck off, that’s not real, he’s gotta be on a register”

Mrs Hinch sent flowers (that looked deed) from her and the vaginas, and that prick was more excited over that than wee Deeks efforts.

Also he had a nice restaurant with his family, but a cheap Spoons brekkie with Deeks family. Nice!

Rough bitch Ma Rendall sent him criss, and my fave of all of it was the bday card he got that said “in dog years your dead”

Hannah took Marion on a surprise birthday night out to meet up with the kitchen cupboard rummagers.

Mazda chose to wear a cardigan and make zero effort, despite Hannah not being subtle and turning up dressed as Patty the daytime hooker (IYKYK)

Misfit Maw face looks as wrinkled and cockeyed as the Harry Potter sorting hat. Factual!

And that’s me onto thread 108 ma trolls. This was the best thread of all, and I have been clutching ma beak the whole time.

Spine bright

My personal favourite moment from this thread was the description of Marion’s charums jangling whilst she was getting bummed by Del

 

[SuzyE]

You deserve feck all, you needy, narcissistic little penis head!

 

[spongey]

We don't get hard water in Scotland but of course he wouldn't have researched that when he accepted the Viakal ad that's soap scum, Maz... also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Her heads been smashed in with a brick.

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Fuck me, look at the state of it. Fumming she's doing a viakal ad, It was my stupul, I'll never buy it again, factual.
"My trusty loyal faithful Viakal." It's a brand new bottle you fat bastard.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

He's big in New York now like Godzilla I've heard it all now.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Christ on a bike @Noseybonk sharted masel seeing this! Absolutely one hunner percent loving the updates, take me baaaaaacckkk dhollay

 

[ohdoris]

I mean, it is always going to be hard for anyone who doesn’t have a womb to have a child. It’s going to be especially hard for Mario because a new born will have more brain cells then him.
I’ve never ever seen him be an “ally” for his own community, he just posts for attention. Many, many gay couples & singles have adopted. Marion can barely look after himself, nevermind another human.

 

[Madge2022]

Well ma lovelies, it's an amber weather warning for parts of Scotland, including Beirut towers so we might get some dots of doom the day. Where ah live most roads closed so gonni huv tae interact wi ma weans, ah'm mair fummming than Martin wiz when wee Deek used the Jo Malone haun wash. #factual

 

[Fanta lemon]

Oh no you're wrong hen. She did meet him face ro face earlier this year. She only made him pay 12.99 for the privilege and he came away with a lovely kids book as a thank you for paying her. Cos that's what besties do isn't it? Charge you to see them? Oh hang on....

Excuse me but they are besties. Hinch sends him the longest voice notes on WhatsApp. The besties are even in talks about a podcast of their convos

 

[AllieBee]

Only 22 comments in this post after 6 hours
Ooooh Mario, you're definitely being dropped by your followers

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It's cos they're all in his DMs hen. Hunners of them

 

[OhhBacon]

I’m honestly pyooooooooooor affronted for him posting this hen. And the next story where he says ‘we have pumpkin spice back in stock too’

He’s never even set foot in the factory and here is acting all Macaroni CEO of AvaMay.

Maybe Macaroni used the petty cash to buy some shares in AvaMay and save the business

He never uses the scents! All his pictures are of Yankee candles, the White Company, Next, B&M and any other scented product other than the ones he reckons he invented. He never seems to use Ava May until he has a discount code to share.. A few pictures from his grid….

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Fucking state of it

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

I’m in that place abroad (which is actually England because I’m not from the UK so hello England, I am in you) and I’ve had too many of those lethal cocktails but hi trolls.
Also.
he’s a sad knob.

No content. No life. No friends.No garden.
Also.

 

[Manbagzda]

So he gets a load of followers over from hunch and then fucks off for the weekend. Bravo monzo, that is exactly why you won't get anywhere with insta

 

[muscadet]

He’s never had a proper graze board in his life! A dairylea triangle and a cream cracker don’t count

 

[mammaof3]

This Belfast trip he was organising in May hasn't materialised as well. also.

Unless it's next year also.

Here ya go Mario a reminder of your lies.