Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

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Caw1982

Caw1982

He does realise in a world of 8 billion people his followers equate to about 0.00125%.
This bleep reckons he's international.
Make it stop.
He's bleeping tapped in the head.
I'm done.
I'm out.
When you think he can't get any more tragic, embarassing or ridiculous. He says this.

Its so odd all these fuckas that inbox him as as illiterate as him. Hmmmmmm???
 
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Kat__lax

1. Who watches stories in public at full volume?
2. Even at full volume who can overhear in loud locations like a coffee shop or boarding/disembarking a cruise with a rammy of other passengers
3. If someone was hawking over my shudder nosying in on what I’m doing there would be no jovial moment of chit chat, they’d get a filthy look and possibly the back of my hand
FACTUAL!!

Also, what boat is oor ‘Lynne’ on? Noah’s ark? No signal? All modern liners have wifi.

Come on mas, you’re really letting yourself down with these awful tales.
 
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Tinkerbell cat

Tinkerbell cat

On today's episode of things that categorically did not happen.

What a treat this is hens

This happens allllllll the time my lovelies, people all over the world including a waitress in New York - STOP IT 😂

Why does he lie so much? his lies aren't even believable.
 
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Madge2022

Madge2022

Clutching ma beak at Martin pretending to huv loads of fans aw ower the world watching his dots of doom fae Beirut towers, while aw the tattle trolls ur away actually visiting the world 🤣

If ah wuz in that place abroad and heard Martin's voice oan someone's phone ah'd be trying tae wurk oot their tattle name 😉
 
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Madge2022

Madge2022

Thread title suggestion:
Martin the Brand goes International. Monte Carlo, New York in America, Seedhill in Beirut. Also.
 
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Caw1982

Caw1982

The postie said his squat looked like NY
The waitress in NY
The picture for Edinburgh trip was NY

I’m going in - surely it’s my time 🤣

Thread #110 - Maz is in a Empire State of mind. She’s doing ‘just fine’
 
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mammaof3

mammaof3

Jeez, Andrew W influenced the bleep to buy this and noo he thinks he is the one that invent this snail jizz.

and you lie man.



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Kat__lax

Skincare so powerful that results are MENTAL after 5 days….right.

When is she showing her before and after without a filter?

Professional cosmetic procedure results are not instant. Basic skincare such as using a new moisturiser, will take around 4 weeks of twice a day application to deliver noticeable results.

Another dose of tit also.
 
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Pepsi

Pepsi

geezabreak said:
I've only wan thing Tae say the night - that bleeping filter is speshul!
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Still disnay hide the chins hen. #factual
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Madge2022 said:
Aff topic, but ma poast ma rules, ah think youse lovelies might like the Scoattish Harry Potter.


Back oan topic incredible, also. 👌
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His brother is in the panto, ah'm still convinced Martin is playing an ugly sister fur sum extra petty cash.
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The back end o the coo also so aye
 
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