Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!

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Thread suggestion - From Paris to Beirut, every toilet I go in, my arse is sharting pure wealth.

Inspired by the song from Paris to Berlin and taking into account oor we Maz’s favourite things, sharting and pure boujee wealth. So aye.
 
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If you Google babies being x rayed, thats how I picture Marion in his shower...
 
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How loud are these people phones that passing people can hear him? Also Marion didn’t do any stories last week thought he was on a break far that app.
Bet it wasn’t New York and it was actually Newark. Also
 
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Think it’s safe to say this years mental breakdown has well and truly commenced with the recent bullshit lies that never happened.
 
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Mario hen. You've wrote some funny messages to yourself, but you've went too far on this one.

Now stop, because we all know it didn't happen 😂

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Ah think the wiki needs a chapter oan Mario’s stories of things that never happen/happened so he can keep track of his lies!
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🎶 when youse go wull youse sent back a wax melt fae America 🎶
Kin youse imagine the fanny let loose in Bath and Body works? He’d end up in more debt than a third world country.
 
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Do youse no who I um? Derek tell them. I am the patron saint of paisley what you mean youse don’t accept klarna? What about clearpay? You must know am famous oan that app. I champion small business so bath and body works I can chant you from the rooftops. Even a waitress in New York nos me, so aye.
 
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Hey fat lad. Please be reminded it's stories.
Could you tell Lynne also?

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How would he no have posted the DM from New York (America) at the time it arrived at Beirut (Paisley)? Surely if that happened he'd have been pishing his wee panties and shared it several times
 
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Almost snapped ma beak aff at the New York bullshit.
Honestly expects people to believe it.

I'm so glad he telt us that it was New York in America, as opposed to New York in West Yorkshire.
Absolute walloper also
 
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Ma hens I've just had the most bizarre dream. Me and @Madge2022 were in a panto with mario and Deek. We were all dressed as elves and did a break dancing routine mid show. Bizarre.
 
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