On his second try hen but practice makes ok
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Ah wis away tae say deek but theyβre no dentastix so Iβll keep ma chops shut
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Well ma lovelies, those flooers certainly look like they've been oan a jurney, consisting oaf a car crash, car wash and a few days at a graveside afore making their way tae Beirut towers.The florist has written this like a true tattler.
βAlso loves autumn vibesβ
βIn my wee flower journeyβ
I donβt think itβs suppost to be funny but also is
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A stroke oaf yer wee button mushroom boaby ma lovelieOmg that font gave me a stroke
Pals my ass! Instahuns aren't pals, no matter what you think Mario. I'm obvs due on cause I'm feeling sorry for him 
normal service will be resumed asap
normal service will be resumed asapShe's emptied a cupboard. Probably aw the flavours in multipacks her weans don't like.
Mebbes aw that's boattle bags he showed wur juice. #crissandjuice
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Calm doon Mrs HinchOh god me too. I thank Jesus Mary and the wee donkey daily for my utility room (simply ponging of wealth here)
A colouring book , a fβn colouring book I am deed
So funny how all these people are sending the presents not one turned up to the bedsit or arranged a coffee meet up or lunch β¦ sit doon keep in the lines billy nae mates
I am deed So funny how all these people are sending the presents not one turned up to the bedsit or arranged a coffee meet up or lunch β¦ sit doon keep in the lines billy nae mates
And the felt tipsA colouring book , a fβn colouring book
So funny how all these people are sending the presents not one turned up to the bedsit or arranged a coffee meet up or lunch β¦ sit doon keep in the lines billy nae mates
Glad we still give him anxiety also.
It's his 40th ffs, not 4th!
Pahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha also
Thread title there hen, although I reckon oor Maz has a vag that smells like scampi fries also.
Criss boxes and a bleeping colouring book. I leave this kind of tit out for my daughter when I've had one to many lethal 
and I can't possibly rise from my pit until a Dominos arrives. Throw in a Roblox gift card and be done already
and I can't possibly rise from my pit until a Dominos arrives. Throw in a Roblox gift card and be done already Nobody, absolutely nobody is jealous of your wee charrum, post malone perfume, crisps and colouring. We don't think it's flashy, we think your learning difficulties are spining bright, that's all. Aye.
He'd have a box of salt and vinegar one's from meShe's emptied a cupboard. Probably aw the flavours in multipacks her weans don't like.
Mebbes aw that's boattle bags he showed wur juice. #crissandjuice
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Calm doon Mrs Hinch
AKA if he showed your present its shite
In other words, they're shite so I'm not showing them
Martin is a martyr thinking of us plebs getting pure jel. Ah mean, huv youse ever hud a present that is better than a colouring in book? Still a man oaf the people, despite his blue tick.
Ah'm hoping someone bought him a dictionary, also.
Emma was on a bank holiday session, it's all she could find in the pub and the shop
Emma was on the sesh it's all she could find in the pub and the shoplifters gave her an empty shoe box to send it.
Everyone look at their husbands on the sofa, right now. Now picture him with a charrum bracelet on, jingling while colouring in a Disney book. Guarantee your foofs are as dry as Marion lips, the noo.
I think it's more likely he's already showed off everything he got, there is no more to show but he wants us all to think he's popular. We all know he has no real life friends just insta huns who don't countIn other words, they're shite so I'm not showing them
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