From today's Times. It's an article taking the piss out of Meghan becoming an influencer, rather than President. But the highlighted bit is spot on. You're not important or interesting ladies/fellas, it's embarrassing.
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Mario: I'm no going tae be able to show you inside the card fae Sophie as it contains many personal,private things between us.
The Card:
To Mario, Happy Birthday, from Sophie
The Card:
To Mario, Happy Birthday, from Sophie
Maybe the photi wuz after he shot his load oan themHe’s practically jizzed over those flowers which are awful looking.
What do you mean? She took inspiration from the damp bedroom and media wall, and filthy skirting boards and I think she's captured it perfectly. Now if she'd only used chocolate frosting for the top of the cupcakes, I think she'd have captured Mario even more perfectly!
Martin cud be in the breakfast buffet queue and his beak cud reach the sunlounger ma lovelie
Stop this now 
The nickname Mas on his bespoke lassies trainers.
The nickname Maz on his wee perfume bottle lid
The nickname Mas on his bespoke lassies trainers.
The nickname Maz on his wee perfume bottle lid
Well my lovelies. On this day of dawn that was a very underwhelming 40th wasn’t it? I can’t believe that highlight for him was dead flowers from oor Soph! 
. We all know his mammy actually sent them to stop him having a toddler tantrum. So many 
on that app
. We all know his mammy actually sent them to stop him having a toddler tantrum. So many on that app
It’s floofs, foof is a fanny, like you in that charrrurm bracelet wi a number forty oan fatboy.
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A 40 year old wearing a Charum Bracelet, getting his “NICK name” engraved on a bottle of perfume using his birthday money 
we’ll be having all the icks today ma lovelies
we’ll be having all the icks today ma loveliesIt’ll be packed in the case for her tae wear like a sarong, hiding the muffin top
Is his nickname Mas or Maz?
Looks like Deek went to a bit of effort for his birthday and all he cares about is a bunch of awful flowers from Mrs Hinch. I didnt know florists delivered late on a Sunday night? Or is Mas/Maz special and has bespoke times for deliveries
Looks like Deek went to a bit of effort for his birthday and all he cares about is a bunch of awful flowers from Mrs Hinch. I didnt know florists delivered late on a Sunday night? Or is Mas/Maz special and has bespoke times for deliveries
He's such a big star the delivery driver went out his/her bespoke way and ensured the delivery was in Martin's cozy time.
Gonzo should be the little freaks nickname
Definitely needs tae be on some sort of register.A 40 year old wearing a Charum Bracelet, getting his “NICK name” engraved on a bottle of perfume using his birthday money
Bet the local maws cross the road with the weans tae avoid her also.
They misspelt his nickname ma lovelies,Stop this now
The nickname Mas on his bespoke lassies trainers.
The nickname Maz on his wee perfume bottle lid
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Fuckkkkk offffffffStop this now
The nickname Mas on his bespoke lassies trainers.
The nickname Maz on his wee perfume bottle lid
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That's it huns. I've got to take a self care internet break for at least an hour after seeing this embarrassing basic witch attempt.
Clearly some pathetic attempt at making up a nickname for himself as part of his plans to change his insta handle. He’s so sadFuckkkkk offffffff
That's it huns. I've got to take a self care internet break for at least an hour after seeing this embarrassing basic witch attempt.
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‘All Genova we’re amazing’… every bleeping time he gets it so wrongI’m just going to leave these here 🫤
real camera action of the only ‘blow job’ of the big 40th weekend!
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Oh my you lovely lot of trolls have finished one thread and started another. From what I can gather catching up that’s a bigger event than auld Maz 40th
Me and Mr TL went away this weekend to Sandringham to see Robbie Williams as he’d got me tickets for my non monumental birthday in May and I’ve had little phone or internet signal for almost 2 days ( it was actually quite nice) been dying to see what fat boy did for his birthday but what a letdown. Pre kids we did stuff like that most weekends.
Me and Mr TL went away this weekend to Sandringham to see Robbie Williams as he’d got me tickets for my non monumental birthday in May and I’ve had little phone or internet signal for almost 2 days ( it was actually quite nice) been dying to see what fat boy did for his birthday but what a letdown. Pre kids we did stuff like that most weekends.
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