Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Not a fan of Halloween no for him - buys Halloween witches hats the hang from his ceiling (match the hanging Christmas stars)
Barbie no for him glad he didn't follow the crowd.. wanted a Barbie t-shirt and now Barbie perfume

Not shown any more gifts doesn't want to seem like he is showing off - shows more flowers guft from AMA

Contradiction also.

Why is he buying witch hat decor when literally no one will see it apart from him & Deed Deek, bunch of random folk on an app.

Such a waste.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Can’t believe he voluntarily put this photo of himself on his birthday reel He’s trolling himself!

Ommmm......what in the thumb is going oan here?

 

[Shrekssister]

Love that he received the Holy trinity of presents you give people you don't know that well: food (usually chocolate but slight deviation on the criss) flowers and an adult colouring kit. Its secret santa for the colleague you don't know that well

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Confession time... I have that Stanley cup 🫣 I drive long distances, I walk miles a day, I drink tons of water and I don't like it warm. This cup doesn't spill like the daft one the insta huns have.
I shall never message this page again. I'll git ma coat also 🤌

Hen it’s perfectly reasonable to have a big water bottle if you’re the type of person that drinks lots of water and is out of the house all day. I got a big 1 litre insulated bottle for that very reason and I still have to refill it a few times a day. But Mario never seems to be further than three feet away from his kitchen sink. If he really stretched he could probably fill up a glass without leaving the sofa!

 

[Ferguson]

He’s one fucking Muppet. If he knew anything about cats and kittens he would know that those collars are paper and used to identify kittens that young for weight purposes. His ignorance astounds me

He really is fucking thick.

Pipe the fuck down & eat your birthday Frazzles dickhead.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The cone is for obvious reasons. Also.

 

[muscadet]

I’m sure you need more than 3 people to form a circle that would be more of a triangle capeesh

 

[muscadet]

Why is he out in a hooded cardigan omg i wisnae expecting this wee night oot! Buzzing oot ma tits this has made my weekend

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

The charm bracelet is giving me Quiz vibes (IYKYKIDKGTK)

It's like something from Argos 2000. also.
Wonder if Marion took his big massive umbrella use it like a walking cane? He did have one before didn't he? Or I'm I imagining that.

That hideous coat he got for like 6 quid. Get in the bin along with that ugly coat.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

What a treatit to wake up to this morning

 

[Ferguson]

On this bespoke dayn of birthday dawn I'd like to Congratulate the handsome groom Deed Deek & his pyoor stunning bride.
Wishing you'se both many years of happiness also.

(@hopethishelpsallthebest an easy one for you hen)

 

[menopausalmargrit]

They are not true pals as they’re aw dressed up to the nines and he looks like he’s pulled his hoosecoat on to go doon the close to the ice cream van for 20 kensitas club.

 

[AllieBee]

Oh no what's happening to me. I watched the story of him blowing out his candles and I felt myself warming to him, it was quite cute that he looked so happy! Shall I never message this page again?!

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

Pyoor stunning and boujee and nae debates also

 

[Shrekssister]

"I'm too busy to know when there's a game on" fuck off you wee tart you have the emptiest life I've ever seen

 

[SuzyE]

I swear one of you posted this exact mug very recently saying he would be getting it. Who influenced mazs5

It was me The ugly bastard is so predictable

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Fixed it for you Mas/Maz. Her wee klarna statement was emailed the night.

 

[gilly31]

Anyone else think the lassies only agreed to go as long as they didn’t have to go to the cat piss flat in seedhill?
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‘We’ll come Hannah but can we go somewhere nice?’

 

[gilly31]

Honestly can anyone imagine either of them giving a bj? Like it just doesn’t compute with me at all. They’re a sexual I think

I’m sure cleaningwithMario would make wee deek shower first
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No wee sneaky hand jobs on the back of the mcgills or it will sound like the chorus of jingle bells

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

Sorry but why is he using my dead grannies mug? Of all the mug he buys where did this ugly fucker come from….