Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[Madge2022]

Rickets McKnight

Ah didnae ken wee Deek and Martin still spoke tae his family, obviously oor Martin didni want tae compromise their security.

Wuz Krystal Meth a failed plasterer afore cake making?

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Ma lovlies, how frikking wonderful to get a new thread and congratulations to Daisy Uncle on such a bloody amazing thread title. I predict a wee comma when she’s come down from her birthday. (Did youse all know it’s her birthday?)

Happy birthday to @Madge2022, I hope sharing your big day with that dickhead hasn’t taken the shine off your day.

I fucking hate boomerangs of people clinking glasses and the loved-up pair have done this TWICE already. Every bloody teenager on Instagram is at it and it gets up my tits something shocking.
I can’t do videos, this will have to do.

Thanks ma lovelie. My birthday was yesterday, nice tae ken ah'm taking the headlines oan Martin's actual hatch date, also.

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

It’s floofs, foof is a fanny, like you in that charrrurm bracelet wi a number forty oan fatboy.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hinch didn't post on her stories all day about him, instead she showed her chickens and yet another stolen air fryer recipe, passed off as her own. And Marion, if you think they came from Jamie and the boys, your sadly mistaken! As if work shy Jamie, even knows it's your sodding birthday. Probably forgot he even met you, when you payed to see her. He'll be reading his hinch farm book, the night. Autumn will be arriving there tomorrow, so he can thrust that dead bunch into photos. #autumn

 

[gilly31]

The photo gives me nightclub meet and greet vibes. She is like Katie price at destiny Glasgow and he’s wee Mario from paisley who lined up for a photo

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Pahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha also

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It's GRATEFUL for ffs. Aaaarrrggghhhh!
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My present for him is arriving today. I've not put enough stamps on it, obvs.
Contents, biro with the lid chewed.
Happy birthday mum card, with mum scribbled out and Mario written on.
Covid test.
Scratch card, used.

 

[mrsbucket]

For the avoidance of doubt....

Sounds like Maz and his leaky arse could do with a bit of pumpkin spice also.

 

[Freefalling]

What a fucking arsehole! The fugly cakes, balloons, afternoon tea with his nearest and dearest (the only folk he knows irl) and all over shadowed by an online order sent by Oor Soph. If I was Deek I'd be fucking RAGING, I'm honestly fizzing on his behalf

Bet he jizzed in his drawers seeing a token gift from Queen Hun. 100% if she wanted to she'd have visited, it's a big birthday.

Imagine being 40 and creaming your drawers over all these fake ass friendships.

 

[Realhousemouse]

Didn’t someone on here say he had 6 chins in the photo at the start of the night? Than the Morrisons comment? He’s thinks he’s having a dig at the lovies on here by repeating the comments back but imagine if on your surprise birthday night out with your circle you’re sitting reading strangers taking the piss out you on the internet!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I feel like us all thinking he’s going on the holiday is like the time we all convinced ourselves he was going to Harry Styles I think we’re giving him too much credit and he has in fact booked the holiday a year in advance to make the minimum payments every month.

I was just thinking that. I truly believe the dull bastard is actually planning a year in advance. Didn't the tea, coffee and sugar pots take 9 months to plan?

 

[Ferguson]

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Mincing in behind wee Deek in his Pauline Fowler cardigan in the colour toop.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Just had this email (not AOL) sent to me, from the small business Abott Lyon. Are they taking the piss. They're trolling me, the noo.

 

[Ferguson]

What is wrong with this Fud??

Wee bottle of Barbie perfume with her birthday money

Will go lovely with the Wotsits, felt tips & Deed flowers also

 

[Popper]

I refuse to believe he didn’t know they were going out out. Deek had peeled his trackie off himself and put his timbies on and oor Hannah had sprayed a dress oan herself. He chose the bespoke Nikes and the cardi fae the market for a night out. Nae debates

 

[Daisy Uncle]

That hideous blanket is crocheted, not knitted. Last seen in the Dingle's house in Emmerdale.

 

[no_name]

“My Soph”

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Mario is 100% the kind of dozy cow who would have a flippy phone case with all their bank cards in it, thinks her Pandora charm bracelet means she has a personality and believes whenever you see a white feather it’s a dead person looking down on you. Embarrassing that at the age of 40 he thinks waking up in the early morning is because of a guardian angel and the full moon and not the more likely scenario, that he eats shite, gets no exercise, spends most of his waking hours glued to his phone so his cortisol levels are completely fucked.

 

[Madge2022]

I need clarification on going to Morrisons for messages.

@Madge2022 can you help us please also

Oh ffs ya sassenachs. Ah ken youse ur asking me as ah'm pyoor educated and no jist cos ah remind youse oaf Martin.

A close is the shared hallway in a block of flats aka tenements.

Messages is your shopping.

Morrisons is a supermarket.

A boaby is a penis.

A joabby is a shite, also.

Spine bright
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Well, I have something to confess. About 3 weeks ago, I was at the small business known as B&M, don't know if anyones heard of it, but it's basically a cheap shop here in Wales. Anyway, I seen these gorgeous white pumpkins that were absoloote pure stapuls for my living room, I bought them, chucked them on my side table to see what they'd look like, and that's where they've sat ever since. Pure bespoke. I've also done a fuck load of Christmas shopping and ordered my bespoke Christmas name labels. There'll be absolutely no debates on ma post, and do not anyone dare challenge me oan this. In fact do not even click the quote button on ma post, or you'll be blocked, reported and deleted. I refuse to engage in conversation about any of the above. So aye. Capesh.

Christ Almighty, if ah didni huv a penchant fur your art work ah'd be sticking youse oan ignore oan this app and nae debates.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Hannah’s stories, NOW!

She’s coaxed him oot the bedsit in his dressing goon!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Mental, all that, it's my 40th shit to get Hinches attention and now she's finally sent something, at 10pm on a Sunday night, that's it now, the celebrations need to come to an end. What a sad, sad little cunt. No acknowledgement to Deek for entertaining that fat bastard all day.

 

[SuzyE]

The stupid pose on him