Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[Shrekssister]

Since he's posting the wee orange man in his sick bed heres when he posted himself ill looking for sympathy.

 

[Shrekssister]

#treatit #bougie

 

[mammaof3]

Just posting these seeing as it's a fresh thread and all.


Yesterday's clobber.

Today's birthday clobber.

and courtesy of @no flouncing.

 

[Runforestrun]

The dry rub you mean?

I wonder whether Marion gives or takes? You can just imagine his lovely new bracelet jangling as hes getting pounded.

Honestly can anyone imagine either of them giving a bj? Like it just doesn’t compute with me at all. They’re a sexual I think

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The dry rub you mean?

I wonder whether Marion gives or takes? You can just imagine his lovely new bracelet jangling as hes getting pounded.

Excuse me! Affronted! We've all agreed, this is a companion relationship only! There'll be no smashing love lengths intae any back doors, also!

 

[Ferguson]

This is still one of my all time favourite Mario eras! The hun strop was amazing and cringe inducing.

Never push a loyal person to the point they no longer care.

Time to cut those ties.

#factual

 

[TheFabFader]

'My circle'...He means fake insta huns View attachment 2418364

The only circle this one has is his arse-hole. Factual.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Pahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha also

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Nobody, absolutely nobody is jealous of your wee charrum, post malone perfume, crisps and colouring. We don't think it's flashy, we think your learning difficulties are spining bright, that's all. Aye.

 

[Babybail93]

Bit late maz, your birthday was Sunday just gone.

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This is a bit of a comedoon from the Baccarat Rouge

 

[mrsbucket]

Mario when he received flowers from the Maldon messiah.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

They are in Moskito which is a fairly decent bar in city centre albeit it’s always fucking dead. Can’t believe he’s out dressed like he’s getting the McGills to the harvester.

 

[bubbity09]

Nose like an Alpine Ski Slope.
Marion could have made an effort too, dressed like he’s gone for a pint of milk down the auld happy shopper.

 

[no flouncing]

Bleeding hell that story he just posted with ‘we did a thing’.

For a split second I saw the duvet and pillow packaging as suitcase and bag on a bed and thought he’d only gone and bloody left the country

 

[gilly31]

Ooft

 

[gilly31]

The florist has written this like a true tattler.

‘Also loves autumn vibes’

‘In my wee flower journey’

I don’t think it’s suppost to be funny but also is

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Wow, a lot of thought went into that present didn't it

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Nothing says ‘special friend’ like a shit present turning up late for your special birthday

 

[gilly31]

I doubt she needs a bed she’ll be snorting lines of his bespoke side tables with wee deek by 7pm.

Yip I said it!

 

[Ferguson]

He hates summer because he never gets invited anywhere, has no garden & can't go out after 6pm incase the junkies mug his for his Pandora bracelet.

Constantly wishing his miserable life away.

 

[DeloresBawbag]

I can’t imagine being so influenced by what you see on the internet you just HAVE to have it. I’ve managed to go through life without a grey room in my house (a la oor Sopha), a boujee cup or any of that crap.

He’s so motivated to show that he’s got money, that he spends everything he has and more on absolute shlte, just to keep sharing that he has new stuff. So much stuff. Real stuff, fake stuff, cheap stuff, but it’s still just stuff. He spends so much to show that he has money, that he ends up with no money to spend on the things that really matter, like a home, health, happiness.

He has completely deluded himself into believing that buying all this stuff and storing it in his wee flat is the absolute pinnacle of his life’s ambition.

Who is it that he thinks is impressed by his constant supply of tat?

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

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