Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[mammaof3]

 

[gilly31]

When has he ever had a hot apple cider?? He’ll be be boiling a can of Strongbow next, thinking it’s the same thing them Yankies call apple cider

Maybe his new ‘fav’ of fizzy apple fae M&S cafe has begun a bespoke apple journey hen?

Also he need to find a hot beverage he actually likes for his Stanley cup to be used also!

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

She's been reading here. Hay fatty
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What a fanny

 

[Caw1982]

I doubt she needs a bed she’ll be snorting lines of his bespoke side tables with wee deek by 7pm.

Yip I said it!

God that would be the shittest kitchen chat ever

 

[bathedinhisblood]

You forgot the joos, hen x

No ma Joab
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[Caw1982]

They’re doing well ma lovely. The difference is night and day! Night and day! So aye

If you can ditch the dressings do so, I healed so much quicker when I did, but keep the bad boys strapped up
Back to the thread so aye.

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Oh please don't Marion hen, you'll break the thing, you fat whore. Also.
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Oh my god this is your best one yet

literally deeeed

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

I had an early night because my new tits were hurting and I wake up tae that massive night oot that I missed! Absolutely FUMMING the noo!

Can’t wait fae the birthday downer that will be hitting in a couple of days

I wondered where you were last night lovelie and thought you must have been oot living your best life; so aye.

She looks totally different without a filter

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I’ve never taken tae this one. Why’s her head too big for her body
@Babybail93 hen, hope you’re feeling better.

 

[Ferguson]

That stone he supposedly lost has gone right to Deek’s arse!

Pyoor flabby isn't it

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Has he been on here after someone mentioned Morrisons

And after getting surprised once already, common sense would be to be prepared just incase, but this is Mario. He has no sense whatsoever. Thick bastard.

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@honey&lemon did youse message her?!

 

[AllieBee]

Not sure if this from his best bud has been posted.

Not a day over 30!


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Do I spy a wee bald patch! Awww Maz you're losing your hair sweetie, best get Sweeney Todd the Tattler to sort it for you....

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Haha on this day of dawn I've just realised I've been to the hotel they are going to, a very long time ago and it was called something else back then.

Where's he off too

 

[Madge2022]

I can’t work out which one looks more like the carer escorting the resident out on a wee day trip up the town. It could really be either way

Ah wunner if theyre each other's carer and both get carer's allowance

 

[mammaof3]

Not sure if this from his best bud has been posted.

Not a day over 30!

 

[gilly31]

remember when she jumped?

Did she? did she hurt herself?
Was it an attempt at escape or suicide?

 

[Keepingupappearances]

Thought he wasn't showing any more presents what a toss pot.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Just had this email (not AOL) sent to me, from the small business Abott Lyon. Are they taking the piss. They're trolling me, the noo.
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Omg ahm also in bespoke tears here actual greeting and clutchin ma beak!!! Ahahahahhahah

Also AOL ahahhahahahahahah

 

[SuzyE]

Rotten teeth must run in the family look at the state of sad Sadie's

I noticed her tombstones as well

 

[SheWereActuallyInCar]

She looks totally different without a filter

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Much bonnier without the filter tbh hen

 

[Curly]

The florist has written this like a true tattler.

‘Also loves autumn vibes’

‘In my wee flower journey’

I don’t think it’s suppost to be funny but also is

Wee flower journey