Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[HappyLittleSnail]

Oh behave with your overpriced junk! (The bottle, not the turkey tits). You could reach the kitchen sink from the couch!

 

[AllieBee]

Packed my youngest off to nursery with a hat & sun cream this morning & this wee Dick is balls deep in cosy blankets & hot chocolate. He’s not got a cold he’s overheating.

Yep I'm sitting here in a summer dress doors and windows wide open, and I'm still hot!

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Same crew as usual.



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God, the state of all of them.

 

[muscadet]

I was going to go to bed but I’m feart I’ll miss something

Same hen and I need to get up to go to a real job tomorrow also, but we move

 

[AllieBee]

Awww back from me hols now and looking forward to a catch up of the birthday weekend. He's no had a party then hens? Just a family meal then got pished with Deek? Thought he had loads of mates?

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Who’s legs this?? Not Mario as he has black socks. Canny be wee deek as it’s no joggers!

It's mangled jaw

 

[SuzyE]

Ooft his lassies (fake insta Huns) surprised him a week after his birthday. Clearly been reading here about how much they’re dicks for not doing anything and all got together to organise something late. And he’s out in his skinny jeans and black T-shirt

Hope we get more than one picture of a balloon. And please go back to his flat for another kitchen replay

 

[honey&lemon]

Looks like it’s loadsa craic 6 or so of them sitting in an otherwise empty/dead bar throwing food at each other. Marion looks bored shitless

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Now we know why Marion needs to plan his outfits 6 months in advance. The photo evidence doesn't lie. Also

 

[twilightgarden]

Ah'm gonni dae it wi ma bespoke skoda badge and greggs coffee, might get a blue tick oan the app that isnae ma joab #influencer

Oan yersel hen

 

[mrsbucket]

She's fuckin barking.

Imagine flicking your hair all over the food on the table just to get your mangled face in a pic.

Get some class you ugly rat.

I think she might be mair unfortunate looking than Mario and I didny think it possible

 

[mrsbucket]

He's doing that stupid face like he did when Hannah and her ex turned up at the flat, only this time he's got a triple chin

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Screaming Rendall as well. Classy bitch

 

[Ferguson]

If he doesn't like to see ugly things why has he got a mirror?

Dare I even look at your profile picture

 

[ohdoris]

Morrisons shopping list

Bread
Milk
Butter
Cheese
Messages
Cosy Criss

You forgot the joos, hen x

 

[twilightgarden]

Hame bargains, fuck it castelvecchi, cheeky wee mcdonald's, Primark, babysitting wee cheeky gurrl dhollllay, hame aw cozy

Factual hen and nae debates

 

[Ferguson]

Fancy dress Halloween party I’m calling it now! Hannah will be dressed as something slutty and Mario would make a perfect grot bags!

That will be why he bought the witches hats also

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Ah think oor Hannah is efter wee Deek and his petty cash, since her man has papped her oot #factual
[/QUOTE]

I did wonder about this also it’s either that or she’s went up having booked them a table somewhere at a club and auld Maz and his tatty crocheted blanket were having none of it. I don’t blame Hannah for having several of them lethal drinks spending time with him and his whiny voice and autumn accessories

 

[mammaof3]

From Misfit Jaws page.

 

[Shrekssister]

Hens you’ve absolutely nailed it with these last few pages. Nae debates. I’m still at that place Abroad catching up with a big bag of criss (you know how holiday criss just hit different) while the husband plays with the wean in the pool and you lot have me deceased. Husband keeps asking me what’s funny. How do I even begin to explain??

Tell him its just for your circle ma hen

 

[menopausalmargrit]

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Pyoor stunning and boujee and nae debates also

Thanks for the new profile photie ma lovelie xxx