Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[Madge2022]

Set up a play shop in the plastic mini greenhouse in the garden for the kids this summer. It's literally got pens, colouring books, a few tins. Board games.

Ah bet it's bigger than Martin's gaff.

 

[Shmebulock]

@Shmebulock Watch yer security isnae compromised hen! Your profile pic is on the bottom of your screenshot.

I’m away on a city break for a few days living ma best life but av been clutching ma beak laughing at the last thread. He’s so cringe.

Thanks ma lovelie

 

[Madge2022]

So many new ugly profile pics. Cheers Maz
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Daeing God's work there hen, absoloot #treatit

Spine bright

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Ayrshire I assume. He appears to be going hame to Ayr fur the day….also

Ah ok is that where he’s from? That would make sense

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Pyoor cooncil shit aff wee deek! IYKYK
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@hopethishelpsallthebest crying out for your magic this one hen! Plenty of scope for your bespoke touches .

The prop has ceased since the split from the rich bf

 

[Babybail93]

New thread hens

Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

Thanks tae oor wee Prisoner Cell Block H @Ferguson fae this title wae a whopping 70 likes! --- A new thread just in time for the start of a heatwave Autumn. Mario has a cold, AGAIN, also

tattle.life

 

[Daisy Uncle]

The stupid pose on him
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Why does her arm, the one round Mario, look like a twig. Photoshop fail.

 

[puddleduck]

He used to bring me roses

Wasn't the evil governor in Wentworth called Ferguson as well?

 

[twilightgarden]

Where’s Shammii

Or glamis. She loves getting dolled up in a she-in special sho aye
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Hullo ma lovelies, av been living ma life like it should be lived. Ma pal spotted the gruesome twosome on Argyll St on Monday. Looks like all the castlevicchis have went straight tae Deeks arse.
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He’s wan unfortunate looking cunt, also.

Why is Marion going matchy matchy with Deek’s trainers?

 

[twilightgarden]

Thanks ma lovelie

Nae bother Ma lovelie. Tattie hearts

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Me and my circle... lol

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The jaw filler on her, oof looks like lego.

 

[SuzyE]

Oh please don't Marion hen, you'll break the thing, you fat whore. Also.
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You never let us down!

 

[Bespoke Tea]

The only circle this one has is his arse-hole. Factual.

DED!

 

[Madge2022]

The jaw filler on her, oof looks like lego.

Buzz Lightgear

Brings her ain spoon tae bond wi Martin's neighbours.

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

Much bonnier without the filter tbh hen

I thought that too.

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Yeah and the thick twat thought he had one over on us... Never!, you ugly fecker, never!

I must have missed this what did he do?

 

[Karenharte17]

I’m hunner percent you’re Scottish but I did read that like the Derry Girls accent. I’m sorry. I’m from Yorkshire so I don’t even say words right, if that’s any consolation.

Where in Yorkshire you from?

 

[Daisy Uncle]

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

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I just can’t lovelie, SO AYE

 

[SuzyE]

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It's him alright!