Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[mammaof3]

Starting from January, we really should keep track of how many annual leaves he has, for the wiki.

I am sorry ma lovely but you need to take a step back and get some class.

It is already being documented for Mr HMRC in the wiki. chefs kiss.

eta That sounds a bit harsh, I do apologise ma lovelie x

 

[DramaQueen79]

Hullo ma lovelies, av been living ma life like it should be lived. Ma pal spotted the gruesome twosome on Argyll St on Monday. Looks like all the castlevicchis have went straight tae Deeks arse.
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He’s wan unfortunate looking cunt, also.

Ffs they really are a pair of wee scheme rats

 

[mammaof3]

How many days has she taken this year hen?

Altogether, 10 since July.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

While we’re on definitions, I don’t know but I’d like to get to know what “greeting” means, as in “he’s pure greeting”, also.

 

[YR80]

A've been away oan a wee Scottish Island ma lovelies with the OH and been able to watch his stories but no post on here. Thought he wid never dae any hoose cleans?? That's a change and clearly where the extra £££ is coming fae.

Re his bespoke visit tae Tigerlilly, aw we saw wiz drinks. Nae food, efternoon tea etc so that wiz a cheapo prezzie fur our Deek. Dinner wiz efter their bespoke hour in the capital (as usual) so he wiznae oot oh pocket much. There a back tae Beirut in under 3 hours I'd say!
Normally oor Maz, Marion, Manbags, Meirdrie posts whit Deek gifts him but that's no happened this year.
A've also hud a gander at the reviews oh his bespoke boujee hotel in Costa Teguise Canny wait fur that trip!

I’m hunner percent you’re Scottish but I did read that like the Derry Girls accent. I’m sorry. I’m from Yorkshire so I don’t even say words right, if that’s any consolation.

 

[Lilly Lou]

Poetic ma lovelie

Thanks for chantin me on from the rooftops ma lovely

 

[geezabreak]

Ayrshire I assume. He appears to be going hame to Ayr fur the day….also

I thought he wis fae saltcoats? Either way I'm no that far from either o them so I stayed in the hoose the day jist in case!

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

The stupid pose on him
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How small is he??? He tiny compared to the photo he posts of himself

 

[SuzyE]

Hullo ma lovelies, av been living ma life like it should be lived. Ma pal spotted the gruesome twosome on Argyll St on Monday. Looks like all the castlevicchis have went straight tae Deeks arse.
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He’s wan unfortunate looking cunt, also.

Woah it has as well! So they're a pair of fat bastards then

 

[SuzyE]

I must have missed this what did he do?

As usual he copied others that did it, but it was a video of him supposedly looking in a coffin of a troll whispering in a creepy voice. Hopefully someone has a copy of it.

 

[Ferguson]

Pissin maself that yous have found the holiday of a lifetime. Looks sooooooo shite. What a historical moment in tattle history, no ma quote. So aye.

Was that aboot The Queen? All these Marionisms blur intae one also.

 

[geezabreak]

Am ah doing being fae Ayrshire wrang? Ah've never called it "the shire" in ma puff. Factual. Since ah'm nae a hobbit also. But if fowk ither than Mario call it that ah will get back in ma ain lane.

We need tae change the way we think obviously, need tae be mair jakey!

 

[blueblue]

Poor sick deed Deek will stagger in from the fitba and have nae clue what season he’s in. Bloody roasting out and that sad munter had pumpkin salt and pepper pots on a hot chocolate station

21 on the old mercury today. Wishing his life away isn't he.

 

[geezabreak]

Anyone remember The Scheme, wi Marvin, Dana and wee Bullet? They shud make another one wi Deek, Beak and Rayne the wean.

Oh aye and am pyoor affronted tae admit the scheme is in the toon o ma birth 🫣
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I’m really grateful for this (spelling correct here) I sometimes don’t understand some of the Scottish words used but didn’t want to say.

ok I’ll stick my hand up and admit I don’t understand the sorry if that makes me as thick as Maz. I’m down fairly near to Grinch I mean Hinch so yes I’m an Essex girl and to me would mean too much tan ( think early Towie) but I’m guessing it’s something else entirely in Scotland?

Hen this might help you oot, cos a lived in glorious essexshire for a long time but the thing happens Doon there anaw, they huv a huge walk every year in Rayleigh, hope this helps.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Wednesday.

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Friday, also.

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You need a Nobel prize or something man.

 

[SuzyE]

She's emptied a cupboard. Probably aw the flavours in multipacks her weans don't like.

Mebbes aw that's boattle bags he showed wur juice. #crissandjuice
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Calm doon Mrs Hinch

He'd have a box of salt and vinegar one's from me

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

I hate the Rayn tattoo on his finger. Gomping.

Jesus I’ve not seen that one

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Can't even say "a face that only a mother would live" because she paid the auntie to rehome it so she wouldn't have to look at it.

hen youse need tae bring this tae the noo thread as a title suggestion, pyoor clutchin ma beak in ma whole staff meeting!

 

[geezabreak]

Christ on a cabbage. Marion, you are a disgusting fat pervert and nobody needs to see this filth. So aye.
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Omg I near wat masel there! also the hairy feet
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Oh please don't Marion hen, you'll break the thing, you fat whore. Also.
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this really needs tae be yer joab, brilliant!

 

[SuzyE]

This is a face of a beaten down, depressed lady. Look at her, wondering where she went wrong. Exhausted by all the shame Marion brings to the family. You can tell by her eyes, she sobbed all day. Aye. So sad. The Mcknight name will die with oor Marion. Johnny won't have kids, he's too busy. Marion is not busy at all, but can't look after a cat let alone a child. Poor Sadie.
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This is the face of a man, who tells the same story to the lads down the pub, every week.

Yes two sons. Yes, both gay. No I'm not pulling your leg. Aye I'm dead serious.

You can clearly see he's saying fuck you through gritted teeth.
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This is a face of someone who does not want to be there at all. Look at her, she cannae give a fuck. Just sat there watching her husband on plenty of fish.
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Howling!!