I wouldn't eat a meal cooked in that cat tit smelling kitchen, poor Rayn's arse dragged all over the worktops, cat hair on the stove. Wetherspoons though, urgh.
The fact that Derek and Hannah both made an effort and Mario didn't proves that he's an imbecileIf he lost the cardi and wore black jeans instead he wouldn't have looked too under dressed. Your pal should have telt ye hen.
I kinda feel...bad for him.
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If he wasn’t such a horrible bleep I would feel sorry for him.If he lost the cardi and wore black jeans instead he wouldn't have looked too under dressed. Your pal should have telt ye hen.
I kinda feel...bad for him.
Someone turn the aircon on quick!! Their plastic faces are meltingMarion, that wasnae a party. It was a dinner. You cannae class 5 guests as a party the nooo.
Who is this, and why doesnae she want to be there? She looks like she's aboot to cry.
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This woman's eyes are screaming for help. And her face could do with a wee iron too, and her boots need burning.
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Look at the stomach, the teeth and chins. Vile. She obviously couldnae take her cardi off due to sweat patches, prominent burger nipples and bingo wings. Aye.
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Exactly- your bestie/business partner is coming to take you out for dinner for your 40th on a Friday night and she’s all tarted up, deek’s dressed himself up….so why the duck is Mario out in that school run outfit! I have a wee bag like that I use for walking the dogs for keeping the poo bags and tennis baws in! Where’s the wee Valentino phone holder gone?The fact that Derek and Hannah both made an effort and Mario didn't proves that he's an imbecile
She's done him the dirty.
Mr BM reckons this was the point Deek slipped a thumb in
Jesus wept that first picture of him and rubbergub is like an advert for a new Tim Burton movie pair a ugly bastards!!!!!!!
He's gonnae shart the bed the night.