Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

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I wouldn't eat a meal cooked in that cat tit smelling kitchen, poor Rayn's arse dragged all over the worktops, cat hair on the stove. Wetherspoons though, urgh.
 
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I feel sad that he clearly spent his night out reading this thread when he could have just been enjoying himself

Also what is he going on about all the times with the circles also
 
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If he lost the cardi and wore black jeans instead he wouldn't have looked too under dressed. Your pal should have telt ye hen.

I kinda feel...bad for him. 😕
 
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Am pure embarrassed for mas.
No real mates just a couple of randoms off Instagram.
He can say circle a million times and it’ll still be so far from the truth, everyone is laughing.
The gifts received days after his big birthday are very obviously after thoughts. Again from so called friends.
Rendall lives down the road and meets up with him what twice a year? Friendship goals.
 
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If he lost the cardi and wore black jeans instead he wouldn't have looked too under dressed. Your pal should have telt ye hen.

I kinda feel...bad for him. 😕
The fact that Derek and Hannah both made an effort and Mario didn't proves that he's an imbecile 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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Me bespokely catching up on this thread this morning on the dayn of dawn of ma day of birth. Ive got my cardigan oot and ready for a nice birthday dinner the night where ill be surprised by three random white blondes with any luck 👌💎View attachment 2420884
Huv a lovely day hen, chantin happy birthday fae the rooftops fur ya also, tonsa love ❤ 🥔
 
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If he lost the cardi and wore black jeans instead he wouldn't have looked too under dressed. Your pal should have telt ye hen.

I kinda feel...bad for him. 😕
If he wasn’t such a horrible bleep I would feel sorry for him.
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Who needs enemies when you have pals like that eh?
 
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Marion, that wasnae a party. It was a dinner. You cannae class 5 guests as a party the nooo.

Who is this, and why doesnae she want to be there? She looks like she's aboot to cry.
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This woman's eyes are screaming for help. And her face could do with a wee iron too, and her boots need burning.
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Look at the stomach, the teeth and chins. Vile. She obviously couldnae take her cardi off due to sweat patches, prominent burger nipples and bingo wings. Aye.
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Someone turn the aircon on quick!! Their plastic faces are melting 😨😨😨
 
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The fact that Derek and Hannah both made an effort and Mario didn't proves that he's an imbecile 🤷🏼‍♀️
Exactly- your bestie/business partner is coming to take you out for dinner for your 40th on a Friday night and she’s all tarted up, deek’s dressed himself up….so why the duck is Mario out in that school run outfit! 🙈 I have a wee bag like that I use for walking the dogs for keeping the poo bags and tennis baws in! Where’s the wee Valentino phone holder gone? 😂
 
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Just a thought. Maybe he dresses so badly (those purple leggings) and pretends not to notice cues (Hannah wearing such a dress and Deek not in his PS PJs) so that he can use these photos for his DWP reviews. Deek can accompany him and pull them out and say "here's some evidence of how had his eyes are getting. Here's him pretending to need me to come to London to pick him up. Here's how he chooses to dress most days as I don't think he can see what he's actually buying and choosing to wear. He's clearly missing social cues as to what is appropriate to wear on that occasion. Here's the pics of the make up he buys and the wrong colour foundation. I don't think he can see how tacky the seasonal stuff he buys is that he then proudly wants to display publicly on IG, the terrible furniture choices, the buckled table, and I don't actually think he knows how big the flat actually is that he just keeps buying tit. He's a cleaning account but look at the skirting boards he cannot see. Give him benefits."

Although it was a fleeting thought. He's clearly just a hoarder, with a buying and Internet like addiction and as much taste as an old great aunt or 4 year old child.
 
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From Gobby Rendall's page.


 
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I agree about his outfit. Nice shoes and a nice jacket and this wouldn’t have looked too bad. As I said last night though even if he thought it was just the 3 of them he should have made more of an effort. Deek should have told him and Hannah also.
Don’t worry youse trolls, I’ll never message this page again 🤣.
 

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