Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

I swear to fack, if Mr. ACWD took a photo of me while I was sleeping and posted it on the internet to 150k hate-followers, he’s be headed for a dumping faster than a Spoons breakfast through Mario’s irritating bowel.

I have no time for Derek the mandarin, but it’s such an invasion of privacy and so creepy.

Plus, I thought Mario said he wasn’t posting Deek because he’s no an influencer and won’t be able to repost anyway he wanted to protect his privacy?

 

[Ferguson]

"I'm too busy to know when there's a game on" duck off you wee tart you have the emptiest life I've ever seen

Irritating little scrotum he is. Busy doing what Mazda?
It's definitely no socialising or working hen.

 

[mrsbucket]

"I'm too busy to know when there's a game on" duck off you wee tart you have the emptiest life I've ever seen

duck offfff. He's been on ONE night oot and suddenly he's Kate Moss circa 1998. Too busy

I see we've been oan a Scottish rosetta stone jurneey overnight. Ahm noo Scottish but you lovelies make me pish masel everyday. The Scottish banter is my absolute staypul. Tattie hearts for yis aw xx

 

[Madge2022]

OFFS There's no explaining this. Mr Woods is and even I don't understand it that much

Youse better hope your Mr disnae run away wi Martin's Mr .

If he keeps coming in way Marks and Spencer's food he's after wee Deek and his petty cash.

 

[Shrekssister]

Since he's posting the wee orange man in his sick bed heres when he posted himself ill looking for sympathy.

 

[Madge2022]

"I'm too busy to know when there's a game on" duck off you wee tart you have the emptiest life I've ever seen

Busy doing nothing. Game is an early kick off, so we may get a dots oaf doom while wee Deek watches the football, and canni be Martin's carer in home bargains the day.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Derek is never ill eh?

Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

Monday... Wiki. Lamps = £50 Tables = £54.98 with the discount oof. --- Where's his other table that held his library collection gone?

tattle.life

 

[Pepsi]

Since he's posting the wee orange man in his sick bed heres when he posted himself ill looking for sympathy.

The state o those lips, pure affronted fur him,he needs a bespoke refund and nae debates. They seem tae self inflate an then shrink again. Up and doon like a prossies knickers up a Beirut close (now u awe ken whit a close is)
Did he no say wee D was never ill last time he was ill?
Anyways we move. Hay sunday tae yous awe tonsa love

 

[YR80]

Since he's posting the wee orange man in his sick bed heres when he posted himself ill looking for sympathy.

He looks like that ‘feel like pure tit just want her back’ meme there.

 

[Babybail93]

“Derek is never ill”….. duck off! The pair of you are ALWAYS “ahhhm no well”

 

[Ferguson]

Nae doubt when Deek is watching football, Beak will be screeching about pumpkins in the same room.

He's an ignorant selfish fat slag. Nae debates oan ma post also.

 

[AllieBee]

Hay Sunday hens! I might get an autumn wreath today and hang it on me door, being the Autumn queen an all! And because I have a front door to hang it on (smell the wealth Maz). Sod it I might get one for me back door, me conservatory door and me patio doors too (jealous yet Maz!)

 

[Ferguson]

Hay Sunday hens! I might get an autumn wreath today and hang it on me door, being the Autumn queen an all! And because I have a front door to hang it on (smell the wealth Maz). Sod it I might get one for me back door, me conservatory door and me patio doors too (jealous yet Maz!)

Maz will be well jel. Has to have his wreath on the inside so the junkies don't pinch it

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

How is man never no well….he is always no well lol.
Don’t even mention this game today ma lovelies the form we are in although it will be the usual point to the spot for that lot
Crabbit hens, pure crabbit

 

[Madge2022]

How is man never no well….he is always no well lol.
Don’t even mention this game today ma lovelies the form we are in although it will be the usual point to the spot for that lot
Crabbit hens, pure crabbit

Probably wee Deek is faking it as Martin's asked him fur his annual pump. #factual

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

He's too busy to know when there is a game on.. no Marion your too busy rearranging all your mini mushrooms or face too far up Hinch choc starfish. Too busy wee head.

 

[AllieBee]

Probably wee Deek is faking it as Martin's asked him fur his annual pump. #factual

Or maybe Deek is really ill cos he had to let Halitosis Maz have his annual pump. Would be enough to turn anyone poorly

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Deed Deek is 'no well' because he's had enough of Marion spending all his petty cash on himself for his birthday.

Every few months the 2 of them are never well. Different immune systems but I don't understand how people can be ill, catch colds bugs, be floored but then again i don eat beige, fatty, unhealthy foods everyday and don't have a cat that I let its shitey arse all over my worktops where food is made.
My page ma rules, any lovelies that have cats this is ONLY aimed at Marion, tons love to ya'all shine bright all the way

 

[Ferguson]

Always unwell them 2.
Maybe improve your diet, drink water, exercise, get some fresh air.

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

What's the Autumn King doing buying an ice cube tray? No much need fur ice cubes in yer hot apple cider. Factual.