I know I'm a piece of tit but please believe me, I'm not a influenced hun I swearAbsolootbehaviour and nae debates. Ah bet youse bought a ticket tae see your bestie Hinch as well and your hoose honks oaf Mario's max welts.
In fact ah'm gonni cast a fine eye ower his big night oot yesterday, see if ah kin spot youse
That will be why he bought the witches hats also
Those bleeping lips!! They look like a cervix picture from wan of those colposcopy checkups
Well, I have something to confess. About 3 weeks ago, I was at the small business known as B&M, don't know if anyones heard of it, but it's basically a cheap shop here in Wales. Anyway, I seen these gorgeous white pumpkins that were absoloote pure stapuls for my living room, I bought them, chucked them on my side table to see what they'd look like, and that's where they've sat ever since. Pure bespoke. I've also done a duck load of Christmas shopping and ordered my bespoke Christmas name labels. There'll be absolutely no debates on ma post, and do not anyone dare challenge me oan this. In fact do not even click the quote button on ma post, or you'll be blocked, reported and deleted. I refuse to engage in conversation about any of the above. So aye. Capesh.Ahem
However, hear me out. Its just a small change of door wreath and flower arrangements, it ain't that deep. No B&M bobbies or willy nilly witches hats here
Good question. I've no idea what a close is either in Scotland! But never liked to ask in case they thought I was as thick as Mario!
No one is THAT thick, Hen ! X
I know this one !! It means to get your shopping. Factual.
Scheme Maw is a factual estate maw but a wee bit scummier
face.Oh ffs ya sassenachs. Ah ken youse ur asking me as ah'm pyoor educated and no jist cos ah remind youse oaf Martin.
Christ Almighty, if ah didni huv a penchant fur your art work ah'd be sticking youse oan ignore oan this app and nae debates.
Anyone remember The Scheme, wi Marvin, Dana and wee Bullet? They shud make another one wi Deek, Beak and Rayne the wean.Scheme Maw is a factual estate maw but a wee bit scummier
a close is the enclosed entrance to a wee block of flats , communal area before the people’s front doors. This is where maid Marion’s nee’bours hing about oot the cold to share a needle or two and where the dug let’s go his daily dumps
Kapesh this app isn’t even ma job
Cheers oor Madge, am about as far from Scotland as you can get and I get weird looks in ma hoose when ah practice ma Scottish! Scottish should be on Duolingo factualOh ffs ya sassenachs. Ah ken youse ur asking me as ah'm pyoor educated and no jist cos ah remind youse oaf Martin.
A close is the shared hallway in a block of flats aka tenements.
Messages is your shopping.
Morrisons is a supermarket.
A boaby is a penis.
A joabby is a shite, also.
Spine bright
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Christ Almighty, if ah didni huv a penchant fur your art work ah'd be sticking youse oan ignore oan this app and nae debates.
Youse furgoat aboot the spat oot ears in the close ma lovelieScheme Maw is a factual estate maw but a wee bit scummier
a close is the enclosed entrance to a wee block of flats , communal area before the people’s front doors. This is where maid Marion’s nee’bours hing about oot the cold to share a needle or two and where the dug let’s go his daily dumps
Kapesh this app isn’t even ma job
Ur youse fae Edinburgh?
