God, the state of all of them.
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Have you seen her “going out” wear? She wouldn’t need to rub one out, those clothes are so tight round her bits all she’d have to do is cross her legs and her clit would be getting everything it needs for a bit of self-love.
Absolutely fake as duck.
And he looks ridiculous. Totally derailing but I'm in my element watching Prisoner Cell Block H which has just dropped on My5.
Throwback to my teenage years also. Inspired my username also.
Getting things back on track how bleeping stupid does he look in his cardigan.
What a bunch of weirdos. Beaker the Muppet and Stupid, one of the seven dwarves, Kryton, and that horrendous screeching woman who looks like a baked bean with false eyelashes. I'd rather be home all cosy under my lovely knitted crocheted bumming fort.
The awkward walk in, like Hayley Cropper. He was practically on the back of Deeks feet, fat duck.
It would be amazing! Imagine the amount of photos we could take to send to @hopethishelpsallthebest Tae create her bespoke art work with also.Wonder what’s in Mario’s wee road man stash bag?
A bleeping hoody cardy that Pauline fowler would be proud of and a stash bag what a combo.
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Anyone fancy a drink? Meet in Miskito in about 30?Can you imagine? Wee tattle night out watching it unfold live?
When we thought he couldn’t look any uglier he upped his game
Mincing in behind wee Deek in his Pauline Fowler cardigan in the colour toop.
Think this thread will be done by this time tomorrow the content this night oot will give us 
the content this night oot will give us Hinch, Greedy, Solomon & Her deed sister must be stuck in traffic also.Anyone else think the lassies only agreed to go as long as they didn’t have to go to the cat piss flat in seedhill?
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‘We’ll come Hannah but can we go somewhere nice?’
I was going to go to bed but I’m feart I’ll miss somethingThink this thread will be done by this time tomorrow
Same hen and I need to get up to go to a real job tomorrow also, but we moveI was going to go to bed but I’m feart I’ll miss something
Hannah was clearly dressed for a night out so why is he dressed like he’s off to walk to Morrisons for the food shop? After his effort last week with the half decent outfit for his 4pm birthday meal he goes and lets himself down tonight. And guarantee the hordes of make up have barely been touched again, have we ever seen him actually wear a full face?
Aye the one time he could have done a get ready with me post and use at least one of his 50 blushers but naw let’s go into toon looking like I’m running to the corner shop for a pint of milk
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