Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

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Bleeding hell that story he just posted with ‘we did a thing’.

For a split second I saw the duvet and pillow packaging as suitcase and bag on a bed and thought he’d only gone and bloody left the country
 
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Daisy Uncle

Mr Uncle is languishing *abroad* howling at the incompetence. I'm stuck here, couldn't go as just out of hospital cosamnofuckingwellyetagain. I'm hopeful they're going tomorrow, when the airport scenes will be like Game of Thrones. Imagine them trying to negotiate *cancellation* *rebooking* if there's a God make this happen.
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geezabreak

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It’s M&S cafe. It’s on the bottle of fizzy apple. Using wee deeks staff discount. Saying that there is a M&S at Glasgow airport
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Where is his box that was getting sent to him the other day??
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I checked Glasgow airport, nae flights tae Lanzarote the day.
 
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blueblue

Isn't she an MSP now? She'll have had her social media well and truly cleansed.
 
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pinkwaferbiscuit

Has poor Deek finally caved and klarna’d the “bag of dreams’ for Marion?

Poor halitosis-ridden cuckooed midget. That’s a lot of driving lessons and a deposit oan a wee car.
 

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jesusmaryandtheweedonkey

pinkwaferbiscuit said:
Has poor Deek finally caved and klarna’d the “bag of dreams’ for Marion?

Poor halitosis-ridden cuckooed midget. That’s a lot of driving lessons and a deposit oan a wee car.
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You can get a wee gift bag and box from ye old DH Gate

but IF that is real how funny is that Dior bag living in Beirut, topped off with his Savers shopping bag !
 
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AllieBee

Poor old Maz he's such a mug for a label.isnt he! They must see him coming.
 
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mammaof3

How many duvets/duvet covers/pillows/cushion covers does this man need?
£100 wow.

Ran oot of vases, where's the one from H&M he had on his table that he copied off his scammy mate Greedy?


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Sloppys

So all them Ava may candles which he “advertises” and all the Jo malone ones he’s had in the past, he’s got a bespoke small business Home bargains one burning away. I seriously don’t know why she has anything to do with him.

The Dior carrier bag is obviously from the same place as his fake goochi trainers and Dior phone case ma lovelies. Faker than the filters he uses, also.
 

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YR80

Shush hen. I’m on Hinch’s time line and I work 6 days a week so Instagram is ma fhull time joab. He’s nae on a wee Lanza journee otherwise he’d be whining aboot the heat and delays.

Note for wee Maz: try doing the Canaries with a wean then decide that parenthood is for you. My weans are teens and after a week in Lanza, I was ready for handing the weans over to whoever wanted them. I had to deal with Schrödingers pool: it was simultaneously too warm AND too cold.
 
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Sickofinstagramcrap

The dior carrier is probably just got beauty products or a perfume, i bought my husband cartier aftershave and got it in a fancy bag that looked like i had spent alot on something fancy when i hadnt
 
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YR80


I’m hunner percent you’re Scottish but I did read that like the Derry Girls accent. I’m sorry. I’m from Yorkshire so I don’t even say words right, if that’s any consolation.
 
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Karenharte17

YR80 said:
I’m hunner percent you’re Scottish but I did read that like the Derry Girls accent. I’m sorry. I’m from Yorkshire so I don’t even say words right, if that’s any consolation.
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Where in Yorkshire you from?
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

This is a face of a beaten down, depressed lady. Look at her, wondering where she went wrong. Exhausted by all the shame Marion brings to the family. You can tell by her eyes, she sobbed all day. Aye. So sad. The Mcknight name will die with oor Marion. Johnny won't have kids, he's too busy. Marion is not busy at all, but can't look after a cat let alone a child. Poor Sadie.


This is the face of a man, who tells the same story to the lads down the pub, every week.

Yes two sons. Yes, both gay. No I'm not pulling your leg. Aye I'm dead serious.

You can clearly see he's saying fuck you through gritted teeth.


This is a face of someone who does not want to be there at all. Look at her, she cannae give a fuck. Just sat there watching her husband on plenty of fish.
 
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