Aye 2 days after his birthday ano! Miserable cow
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Aww pull the other one, he's shown us everything, even down to the felt tips, how boujee 
We've all been there. To be fair we know he loves criss and Jooce. The only other option was to give him the bottle of talc from Christmas her nana brought her. I'd have thrown that in for his sensitive skin.
We all know he talcs his baby button mushroom up. Aye.
If that Dior bag had been real it would have got its own dots of doom !! Doesny want to do a close up cause we would say ‘sit doon Ali Express yer tee’s oot’
With boujee scent 'Lavender'.
God I was about to make a train joke with talc smoke puffs to keep the wee ones attention but no. I'm going to bed now.
If your birthday is on a Sunday, thoughtful friends will ensure that a present is delivered before the weekend so you have it in time for your big day.
Having a birthday on a Sunday and then receiving an Amazon box of shite on Tuesday means you’ve been forgotten about and someone had to do a mad Prime dash.
(Off topic but does everyone else having their posting options/formatting missing: I can’t make text bold, do strike throughs, add emojis etc).
Having a birthday on a Sunday and then receiving an Amazon box of shite on Tuesday means you’ve been forgotten about and someone had to do a mad Prime dash.
(Off topic but does everyone else having their posting options/formatting missing: I can’t make text bold, do strike throughs, add emojis etc).
Oh you’re my kinda parent hen!Criss boxes and a bleeping colouring book. I leave this kind of tit out for my daughter when I've had one to many lethaland I can't possibly rise from my pit until a Dominos arrives. Throw in a Roblox gift card and be done already
Mine has just hoovered a wain back in. Like Gandhi’s flip flop. Factual. They divorce papers would be oan Amazon prime.
Haha dont want to show you any more pressys!! cos their are none. You wouldnt just show a handful. Ps, the ones you have shown weren't in the least bit flashy.
cos their are none. You wouldnt just show a handful. Ps, the ones you have shown weren't in the least bit flashy.A sneak pic inside Mario’s new wee colouring book
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Tap your settings button on the right hand side, the bar will light up then! Like Marion's boaby when he gets excited
He’s one bleeping Muppet. If he knew anything about cats and kittens he would know that those collars are paper and used to identify kittens that young for weight purposes. His ignorance astounds me
Fook, I was only jesting with the colouring books from his mate gobby Rendall.
but what the hell she got him one, what with his KerryKatonas and all
Hahahahaha.
Maz - again it's grateful.
Maz re collars - many owners of litters identify the babies via collars for feeding purposes. And they are possibly paper ones. so get a grip and shut ya cakehole.
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but what the hell she got him one, what with his KerryKatonas and all
Hahahahaha.
Maz - again it's grateful.
Maz re collars - many owners of litters identify the babies via collars for feeding purposes. And they are possibly paper ones. so get a grip and shut ya cakehole.
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Sorry hun, I didn't know you had already educated our maz on kitten collars. kiss kiss.
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He’s so thick ma lovelie he needs repeated telling. I foster kittens if needed and that sort of ignorance rips my knitting!!
He really is bleeping thick.
Pipe the duck down & eat your birthday Frazzles head.
#treatit #bougie
A wee talc cloud when he lets aff. If it's brown he kens he's followed through.
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