Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

[Macmama]

Everyone look at their husbands on the sofa, right now. Now picture him with a charrum bracelet on, jingling while colouring in a Disney book. Guarantee your foofs are as dry as Marion lips, the noo.

Mine has just hoovered a wain back in. Like Gandhi’s flip flop. Factual. They divorce papers would be oan Amazon prime.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Imagine having your pal drive five hours to sit in your box room for the night.

 

[DramaQueen79]

His safety is compromised... A lot candle beside paper and fake flowers..how much he has to drink today?? I'm assuming they're dry flowers also

I hope they are dry cause if no they look fucking deed!!

 

[SuzyE]

Everyone dressed for the party but him. What a friggin state.

And those chins!. He'll hate that he had no filters on to hide them

 

[AllieBee]

In other words, they're shite so I'm not showing them

I think it's more likely he's already showed off everything he got, there is no more to show but he wants us all to think he's popular. We all know he has no real life friends just insta huns who don't count

 

[mammaof3]

Do my eyes deceive me or is this 40 year old man wearing a charm bracelet?

My 13 year old daughter wears a wee Pandora charm braclet and fake tan. Does mario identify as a 13 year old lassie??

Yes, this man-child does indeed own a charm bracelet.
Only comes oot on special occasions.

 

[Shineyshine]

Can’t believe he voluntarily put this photo of himself on his birthday reel He’s trolling himself!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The awkward walk in, like Hayley Cropper. He was practically on the back of Deeks feet, fat fuck.

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

I had the same thought last night but after taking a screenshot and zooming in I can confirm yes it says Daisy

Honestly I don’t get it, why have the name of someone else’s kid tattooed on you? I have 3 kids and 4 nieces and nephews and much as I love them all not for a second have I considered plastering their names on my body

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ok I have to ask does this mad fuckers hand tattoo really say Daisy or have I just had too much fresh air after 3 nights camping at Sandringham

I hate the Rayn tattoo on his finger. Gomping.

 

[DramaQueen79]

Imagine sitting in harvey nics making boomerangs on your 40th 🫢

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Some folks’ll never eat a skunk,
And then again some folks’ll,
It’s Mario the slack-jawed yokel

 

[AllieBee]

Poor old Maz. Where were his circle on his birthday then? Not one of his 'circle' bothered to vist him, just palmed him off with crisps from Amazon, dead flowers and Auntie Doris's crocheted blanket that looks as though it stinks. And he was beside himself with gratitude for his manky cards and gifts that not one iota of thought went into. Still at least Hannah is on her way, he can get the cheeseboard out again with babybels and Primula cheese spread. Will Hannah be sleeping on the jazz stained, cat piss stained sofa? Lucky her.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Not a single pal outside her immediate family or a bunch of despo fag hags fae insta to celebrate her big burfday.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Steaming in with my usual autumn thread suggestion (well sine last year) awww over this app.
thread suggestion
Autumn, so aye

 

[Madge2022]

Nae birthday message so far fae Hinch.

There was one on Saturday after his wee tea, and she's sent these today, ah need Martin tae get the beak in shot tae get an idea of the size of bouquet.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Is he going to label it or change his name to Stanley?

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Forget the paddling pool, forget the bbqs.
Get yoursel tae B&M for a basket tae store your cosy blankets in also

Not gonna lie when I clicked that story I thought it was a Moses basket and he’d gone on a wee surrogate journey 🫣🫃👨🏻‍

 

[Freefalling]

No acknowledgement to Deek for entertaining that fat bastard all day.

Bingo! I'd honestly flip my lid if I was Deek ok it was very underwhelming but jesus, talk about an insult.

Mario, trust me, Hinch doesn't give two shiny shits about you. On her birthday does she reshare your message, can you even post her a card? Don't make us laugh, people like you line her pockets, she's just a very good Sales person

 

[Madge2022]

Pahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha also

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Martin is a martyr thinking of us plebs getting pure jel. Ah mean, huv youse ever hud a present that is better than a colouring in book? Still a man oaf the people, despite his blue tick.

Ah'm hoping someone bought him a dictionary, also.