Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose

[nefariousnellie]

The absolute hooting noise that came out my beak when he said he was a foody he had a spoons breakfast ffs hahahaha

 

[Poptart]

Imagine being 40 and excited that you have managed to get a cup you wanted from B&M.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

I’m “unsettled” the night lovelies, ie: I can’t sleep.
So I’ve got up for a wee cuppa and some chocolate
I woke up Mr Strictly to ask him to get up and make me a cup, he told me to fuck off and rolled over.
Bastard

 

[Babybail93]

Hens! What on Earth has been going on? Nae filters? As if! I’ve missed so much. I’ve been in that place abroad (Turkey) getting lipo, tummy tuck and my tits bespoke done. Can’t wait tae get hame the morra fae a proper catch up

 

[Ferguson]

I'd say same. Finally dressing his age which actually looks smart. Those trackies and trainers combos are for teens.

He's still a drama queen but finally the penny might have dropped that pat butcher blouses are no fer him

Hens, what if this is it.
What if he starts tae dress normally, stops buying tat, gets a 9-5 job, moves into a house.
What we gonna do?

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

I love that most people have got him a bottle of booze and he never drinks. That’ll be going in the nieces dance competition tombola next year.

What do get a man that has everything already minus a house & car?

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Martin is going to be fuming when he reads here - 40th ruined

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Ahhhh. Bless. Derek will have a lovely time spending the days here with his crayons

The amount of traffic that website will have had since the reveal will be crazy! I am absolutely clutching ma beak!

 

[mrsbucket]

Hens ah don't mean to break up the party but I think his Birthday is on Sunday? in typical Mario style we have shot our load too early.

 

[Babybail93]

Right Ma lovelies! I am home and convalescing, can now give this thread ma full attention again, even though it’s no ma joab, it did choose me. So aye.

Just in time for her big Four Oh! (Age, not stone)

 

[Poptart]

Sniggering that he’s had to pay for tickets to see his brother in panto. Oh yes I am!

 

[Mrsh2019]

I’m pure affrontidddd ma lovelies. Went to the opticians this morning and he said he is referring me for tests. I asked what for, and was told Kerrykatonas. Had to stifle a laugh as I sat there nodding along. I’m morphing into Marion

 

[Daisy Uncle]

The chuckle brothers cloned themselves, Mario is their wean.

 

[Caw1982]

Mario - I have a group chat taking the piss out of you, with colleagues, friends even my hairdresser
You blocked me for a genuine question that questioned your rhetoric (ask Google hun).
You’re the biggest troll of all.
We are just like minded people calling out your bullshit, you sad little man, that clearly hasn’t lost 9 pounds

 

[Madge2022]

Well ma lovelies, happy birthday eve. Ah hope youse huv aw goat your criss and joos ready fur the morra's entertainment. Ah've goat ma birthday shirt, wuz gonni surprise youse but like Martin ah canni haud ma water so here's a sneak preview, also

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Bet Marion doesn't even eat mushrooms
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He has Christmas mugs, autumn mugs, Halloween mugs, mugs for summer so he stores them away and brings them out when it's the season like people do with their fine china.

Ah hope fur wee Deek's sake he likes tae huv a wee gobble

Wuz singing yer wee mug sentence tae the tune oaf oanly fools and horses he has crissmas mugs, autumn mugs #singithen

 

[Sloppys]

It’s a no from me. I actually like my doors to open and close fully also.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

"i nO LoNgEr nEeD ThOsE ClApS FrOm tHeM OnEs."

Mario 2023

 

[Caw1982]

Ahhhh. Bless. Derek will have a lovely time spending the days here with his crayons

 

[Shmebulock]

Nae filter, aye.... this is what he looks like with nae filter...lying scroat

 

[Delia Smith]

Who goes tae a cafe and has tinned soup