and will mop kick ma way to Castlevecchi to give my shart card its chance to spine
He's full of shit the fat bastard, when I go in for treatment there's days I cannae face food, i probably lose a pound here and there. This fat slag chugs on pizza and breaded chicken and loses a stone * clicks fingers * lit that. I'm telling you now, he's going away around his birthday. He must be sniffing coke to get intae his bikini also. Someone go intae the wild and watch oor fatty, I need a recent pic and so forth.Ok so I get that everyone’s body is different but he was saying 9lb at the end of last week so how the actual fuck has he lost another 5lb in a matter of days????
I’ve still got baby weight to loose but I’ve been going to a slimming world class and eating healthy meals. Should I be following the Mario diet of eating beige food full of salt and then shitting myself thin by giving myself bespoke IBS
Brother is the best dame out there but playing an Arts Centre in Stirling… OK then!
The filter he's used to slim himself down has had the unfortunate effect of elongating his head and now it looks like a bananaWell lads, I’m sorry to say his outfit looks fairly normal, and dare I say *nice* 🫣 I’ll see maself oot also
Hope Rayn attacks it, speaking of balloons, remember his arch which was put up in what November and deflated by the time December came about. Oh me, you know what, Martin does provide some genuine laughsHe’s probably bringing it back from the card factory himself as we speak
Happy Birthday tae oor Madgesty. You've always been my favourite tattler nae debates.Dae it, it's ma birthday today and he's stealing ma thunder
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“you have to unlock that key for yourself…” WIT?
For the last time unless you are counting in dog years, it’s NOT been ten years.
