Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose

[Madge2022]

I get Scotland.schools go back earlier but he relises in the uk we have another 3-4 weeks to go before the kids are back. I actually have 5, so summer is no where near over!!!!!!

Scotland is in the UK hen, get tae ken ma lovelie. Don't want to be upsetting the men, and ah dinni mean Martin wi his fake tan.

Scotland huv their full summer in wan day every year. Just the rain gets warmer. And Martin's beak, also.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Thread suggestion, tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

No, YOU shut up.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Here is Mario relaxing in his boudoir. Sing it hen.

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we are trolling, we are trolling

 

[Berniebow]

Well lads, I’m sorry to say his outfit looks fairly normal, and dare I say *nice* 🫣 I’ll see maself oot also

I came here to say to say that I think he looks great he’s dressed his age and it’s not his usual style which hasn’t evolved since the early 00s

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

My wee brother (the Mario of our family) is off to Lanzarote two weeks today. I really want him to keep an eye out for oor pygmy but he's so thick, he'd probably walk up to him and say my sister needs a pic of you, for some hate website. Or knowing him he'll end up best friends with the fat cunt.

 

[Sloppys]

Thread suggestion - Turning 40, Marion Moon and his button mushroom, also.

 

[Lilly Lou]

Thread suggestion:

Turning 40 with Sharty Marty, it’s gonna be one hell of a Tattlers party

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Doesn’t want any fuss for his 40th then posts a screenshot of the private message about his 40th.

Not telling anyone when it’s his 50th, well we know this year is your 40th and we, unlike you, can count to ten so we know when it is.

He’s so fucking thick that it actually hurts my brain.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Deek the morra when he catches up with this thread in the M&S bogs:

So aye and so forth also.

 

[Caw1982]

I'd bet my left tit and clitoris hood that he will have a big 40 helium ballon and decorated the bedsit pretending that its all a massive suprise from Derek.

 

[MacPishFlaps]

Why is she ready to go out for lunch at 9.57am?

Did everyone's gran no used to do this? Getting picked up at 1pm, shes sitting ready clutching her handbag on her lap from 9am. Coat on, the lot

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

My only worry is Marion is going to thank all you lot for your lovely comments, the night. You all should be ashamed of yourselves, also! Did he look good? ...aye, he looked alright like. Did he look smart? Aye, he actually looked decent. Am I going to compliment him on this page? Am I fuck, the ugly fat fuck. Your belt is fake and you had cornish pasties on your feet. Fucker. #prayforsadie

 

[Duchesspink]

Remember when he spent hours doing his tan and makeup for a big night out and it turned out he was sitting in a drafty Hall watching his niece in her dance troupe?

 

[Madge2022]

Absolute 's oan this app, liking his outfit, blocked and reported the lot oaf youse, ah'm fuming!!! Ur youse aw pished oan asti or high oan Mario wax melts fumes?

 

[Madge2022]

If someone's wandering around the Quad, the day, look out for a large stone or rock, Marion seems to lost one somewhere, also.
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I hope he has lost weight and continues with the weight loss jurney. Then when he gets to Lanzarote, he realises none of his holiday clothes he packed a year in advance fit him.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

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This is actual factual hen! Fact I have to trawl pornhub for youse lot, aye. My search history is
fat naked men, plus size lilac leggings, human shit, long grey superdry padded coat, new balance and so forth. That small app Google should pay me commission, also.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Why’s she getting her knickers in a twist about someone commenting on her highly sensitive skin? That’s actually factual that she has highly bespoke sensitive skin of the highest order, that info came straight from the horses mouth also.

One time he referred to his skin as “rare” and I’ll be honest, I’ve not stopped thinking about it since.

 

[Babybail93]

Thanks tae oor wee @AwwCosyWivDeek fae this title wae the most votes. Sing it hen!! Also

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

This fat bitch thinks by rubbing his minky all over a policeman's truncheon, that he deserves a wee clap like the NHS. He worked harder than nurses during the pandemic, don't you know. Absolute above and beyond also. Marion hen, youre a nobody with a dinky, stinky boaby, and your flat is smaller than Greedys utility cupboard. Cash in hand day, the day, for oor little pygmy, possibly a fuck it castelvecchi pickle and pizza. Fat bastard.
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The best thing he's ever invested in, is his litter box. Says alot.
Hoose? Nae.
Car? Nae.
Kids? Nae.
Litter box? Absofuckinglutely ma lovelie, although I call it ma safe space, also. #ad

 

[Shrekssister]

Your search history must be filthier than Mario’s skirting boards, hen.

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