Oh well done hen.
Hold your phone high as we all chant ye on fae the rooftops.
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Hold your phone high as we all chant ye on fae the rooftops.
Ahhhh. Bless. Derek will have a lovely time spending the days here with his crayons
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The amount of traffic that website will have had since the reveal will be crazy! I am absolutely clutching ma beak!
Are we sure he’s even gone all inclusive? Would seem like classic Mario for him to have booked half board since he’s asking for recommendations for places to eat and bars.
Bells palsy
I am deceased 
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The junkies are minding it hen. Sit down and get some class xxxxx
bleeping Costa Teguise! he’s such an old woman! We always stay near Puerto Del Carmen. Much more going on.
The Be Live hotel is very basic. Just like that witch
he’s such an old woman! We always stay near Puerto Del Carmen. Much more going on.The Be Live hotel is very basic. Just like that witch
Sounds bespoke, boujee and pyoor classy also.
Martin is going to be fuming when he reads here - 40th ruined 
Perhaps Maz has got a freebie providing he does the cleaning and Deek obviously wanted to go purely for the cannabis wallpaper, probably thinks he can smoke it
Absolutely FUMMING ma lovely! Silly fat slugMartin is going to be fuming when he reads here - 40th ruined
Why did he no book puerto del Carmen my granny goes to teguise 
Just came to say this !!! Not long ago it was 5 years !!
If your granny is there at the same time, they can compare cardies.Why did he no book puerto del Carmen my granny goes to teguise
He’ll be sitting at Nathan Todd’s reading this, absoluuuutly fuming…hysterical laugh incoming.
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Hahaha
Don't let us down with today's appointment.
Give her a few more mange inspired bald patches please
Nathan hen, we know you're one of us.
Don't let us down with today's appointment.
Give her a few more mange inspired bald patches please
I’m hoping and praying we get to hear him pronounce “Costa Teguise” because we know for sure that he won’t be able to!
A spray tan doesn’t go wrong unless you mess it up yourself by not following the pre tan instructions and aftercare guidelines. I mean there is the possibility the person doing it was rubbish but who goes to a tit spray tanner, maybe they are a tattler and took one look at him stood in a pair of paper pants and thought I’ll need to close my eyes and hope for the best. I would bet my front and back door on that wee claim being a lie.
I audibly gasped after seeing that Facebook post, she will be furious that security has been compromised and it will be the trolls fault the holiday has to be cancelled.
Also, who books a holiday without reading trip advisor and doing a bit of research on the resort? This is not 1995 and all you’ve got is the lunn polly brochure, there are resources available. What a tit!
I audibly gasped after seeing that Facebook post, she will be furious that security has been compromised and it will be the trolls fault the holiday has to be cancelled.
Also, who books a holiday without reading trip advisor and doing a bit of research on the resort? This is not 1995 and all you’ve got is the lunn polly brochure, there are resources available. What a tit!
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