Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Shes changed her top. Pyoor class that Savers bag.

Can't jeaprodise the birthday outfit any tattler spots him out in wild with actual carrier bag from said shop that will be end of the birthday outfit surprise.

Like a wee auld woman going morning paper and rolls with her savers bag.

 

[Mrsh2019]

I’m pure affrontidddd ma lovelies. Went to the opticians this morning and he said he is referring me for tests. I asked what for, and was told Kerrykatonas. Had to stifle a laugh as I sat there nodding along. I’m morphing into Marion

 

[Ferguson]

I’m pure affrontidddd ma lovelies. Went to the opticians this morning and he said he is referring me for tests. I asked what for, and was told Kerrykatonas. Had to stifle a laugh as I sat there nodding along. I’m morphing into Marion

You've been influenced by the OG of that app ma lovely.

 

[gilly31]

I have a feeling like poor wee deek might be selling his feet pics on onlyfans or selling a bit of green on the side to top up the pettycash for this birthday weekend and luxury jet2 holiday.

poor wee orange man is only getting one driving lesson a month as all his spending money is being using for bronzer and tigerlily cucumber sandwiches!

 

[Kat__lax]

Lunn Polly - christ that's a blast from the past

IYKYK

I once took a chance on an allocation on arrival in Ibiza, worked out well ended up in a lovely hotel on the beach, holidays were super cheap back then, teletext holidays too, teletext oh clutching my beak at that one.

 

[gilly31]

STOP it!!! ‘Be your own make up artist’
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Was the haircut by Pheobe?
"Some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren't."

 

[geezabreak]

Can't jeaprodise the birthday outfit any tattler spots him out in wild with actual carrier bag from said shop that will be end of the birthday outfit surprise.

Like a wee auld woman going morning paper and rolls with her savers bag.

He probably thinks that savers bag has better street cred than the Primark bag that his new blouse wid have been in.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

He probably thinks that savers bag has better street cred than the Primark bag that his new blouse wid have been in.

She’s been to Bon Marche hen, factual

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ikea? Literally says Addis right there, you fucktard.

 

[Ferguson]

Ikea? Literally says Addis right there, you fucktard.
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Thick slag.

And there's no bleeping way Oonagh exists

 

[mammaof3]

 

[Shazzyshizzle]

Someone in Facebook page has recommended Shamrock bar. Hope it's karaoke and wee Deek sings simply the best and gets battered #singitbigot

I was going to recommend a wee bus trip into bar 67

 

[Daisy Uncle]

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Mario, you're orange, your tan did not turn out ok. does anyone fake tan anymore also???

 

[gilly31]

Mario, you're orange, your tan did not turn out ok. does anyone fake tan anymore also???

My 13 year old daughter . Take from that what you will

 

[Poptart]

Hang on trolls, hes on the Asti

hes tagged some birthday flowers as *gift

 

[mammaof3]

Didna want a fuss - my arse.

 

[gilly31]

Also a wee bottle of Asti!

I honestly didn’t think people drank Asti anymore! The sweetest of sweet sparkling wines.

I know he’s pushing the whole Italian heritage thing but duck me Asti?? At least pay the extra £2 for Prosecco
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My money is in next round being a wee bespoke babysham with an bespoke babysham glass from some small local business on Etsy!

 

[airyfairy76]

My money is in next round being a wee bespoke babysham with an bespoke babysham glass from some small local business on Etsy!

Or a wee £3 bottle of the finest Lambrusco

 

[MacPishFlaps]

Didna want a fuss - my arse.

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Wtaf is going on with his fingers in this photo??

 

[YR80]

Also a wee bottle of Asti!

I honestly didn’t think people drank Asti anymore! The sweetest of sweet sparkling wines.

I know he’s pushing the whole Italian heritage thing but duck me Asti?? At least pay the extra £2 for Prosecco
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My money is in next round being a wee bespoke babysham with an bespoke babysham glass from some small local business on Etsy!

I’m currently stretched out by a pool in Lanzarote browsing Tattle. Wee Mario would be sweating his little man tits aff he was here now. He’d be moaning to Deek in that whingy silly voice he does.

A few years ago me and Mr YR had an 80s night where we had chicken Kievs, crinkle cut chips, a viennetta and some babycham complete with babycham glasses that we found in the charity shop for £1. Me and Mr YR are prone to drinking too many lethal ones of those and even we struggled to finish one of those tiny bottles as they’re gross. They’re like Asti.