Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose

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Anyone see hinches Q&A today. As much as she grates on me, at least she didn't take 1000 dots of doom or constantly repeat herself, to answer a few questions, like our maz does
I did. And when she said she'd never give up Instagram l thought of how Mario says the opposite. Watch him change his mind now Hinch has spoken ...
We're waiting, Mario
 
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I was traumatised by Lassie! My Mum had to stop me watching it! Factual
 
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Not really thought this through have you hen
 
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This is gonny end up a counselling thread but aye I feel you hen I’m still traumatised
You’re not the only one, the thought of him leaving still makes me well up. Mind you I’m still full of post baby hormones so I could cry at the drop of a hat these days
 
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Other half was explaining to me the night that the pattern of Paisley originates from the place (no idea why he decided to share this wae me but it's no ma joab to understand that man)

I couldn't help but say "oh our Mario is from Paisley" then had to explain who Mario is which isn't exactly easy IYKYKIYDKGTK.

He didnae wanna hear it as he doesn't like that I am a nasty wee tattle troll. He doesn't use the apps so doesn't understand how annoying influencers truly are
 
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Hens I was bespoke my clutching ma beak last night reading tattle. Especially the boob joab jurnee. Mr kond asked if everything was ok as I was shaking the bed laughing so aye spine bright and so forth
 
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She’s lost a stone now… Pull the other one fatty!

Its like when he said he’s gutted his “hoose” but never shows the process.

Think someone needs tae get her a new set of working scales for her birthday!
 
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Does he know 1 stone is 14lb or is he just making shit up again? I find it highly unlikely he's dropped an entire stone in, what? Less than a month? While still eating complete shit and barely moving his body? Back when I was marathon training, going for 10k runs every other day and a 13miler every Sunday morning, eating all the right things and not drinking for about four months, I still only lost about half a stone and I was about 8.5 to start with so not exactly over weight.

The chins don't lie Marion!
 
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Ok so I get that everyone’s body is different but he was saying 9lb at the end of last week so how the actual fuck has he lost another 5lb in a matter of days????

I’ve still got baby weight to loose but I’ve been going to a slimming world class and eating healthy meals. Should I be following the Mario diet of eating beige food full of salt and then shitting myself thin by giving myself bespoke IBS
 
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So he goes on rant about how it’s no his job to tell people how to lose weight but feels the need to tell people what he has “lost”!!! So stop putting the lies out there ya goon
 
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