I am so up for that!! I’ll put my cheap sippy cup wi ma name on it in my handbag for a wee swally on the coach
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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It’s like one of those magic posters in the 90’s , had to stare at it for hours to see a dolphin
Ooops. Was just watching Marion's stories and Mr Bee walked in. He said 'who's that head you're watching, I said it's Mario. He said 'who the duck is Mario' and why is he making that funny noise (Mario pissong his pants over that daft truck thing he's putting on his coffee table). I said oh he's some bloke from Glasgow, he said he sounds like a cretin
Fugly Chinese tat and that outfit makes him look like he’s been committed intae some secure facilityMy apologies to anyone that loves these ugly ribbed vases, but l hated them when they first came out
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He wishes fur that much girth hen…
Client in work?! Does he mean fellow employee the daft shite
Ooooooh Maz is defo after cutting the bespoke ribbon for the open night, Seeing as hes a famous influencer, so aye.
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You can never have enough wine fer this beaut
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Ah still can't see his stories after button
, wit is it he's saying looks great, canni be his skin or anything in the Beirut penthouse. 
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Mebbes he's a rent boy. Petty cash payments only.
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Is that a high vis at the corner on his bleep washings? He's either bought it fur the metro or wee Deek's trolley pushing uniform so nae cars knock him down, he's that wee they canni see him.
I'm manifesting it now that the metro owners are daft enough to let him cut the ribbon. Just imagine the outfit she would rock up in and the pictures in the wild I cannae.
I'm from that wee small place called Ayrshire and in my youth (in the dark ages) the only way I'd have gone to saltcoats is if I was drugged and kidnapped so aye, still feel the same way!
Imagine the oxidised out of date make up and the outfit? I am here for it!!!!
“Client from work”…….. why has he put it in quotation marks? 
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And it's not even independent shops.....always Primark, b&m, home bargains. Same old same old all the time. And what in the world of tat is that autumn wagon thing 🫣🫣
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He's trolling us the wee loser.“Client from work”…….. why has he put it in quotation marks?
Hairs looking on point the day.
Pfft Maz I'm the OG of the Metro in Saltcoats. I went to the first opening night in 1989 as my boyfriend at the time had worked on the ventilation system when it was built. Factual.
Cannot wait for the grand re-opening of that shite club in Saltcoats. Marion and Deek will be dragged up to the door in the Autumn wagon that was kindly gifted by Anne - they’ll fit in nae bother. They’ll be swiggin lethal drinks out the labelled sippy cups and home and cosy by 9.30pm.
I’m defo up for compromising their security and getting a tattle night out organised.
I’m defo up for compromising their security and getting a tattle night out organised.
Might be the same make up he wore to the metro, fifteen years it's been sitting on the buckled shelf!
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