menopausalmargrit
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I saw the button mushroom ornaments and tripped over ma ain feet tae rush here!!!!!
Hen, you need to stay in your lane. This wee holiday is purely for them to reconnect, and start introducing romance, intae the relationship also, after it turned intae purely scat play and so forth. Marion is imagining sex oan the beach and flowers in her wee cockatiel feathers and so forth. In reality we are going to get two little, burned, cocktail sausages and gastroenteritis for the fat, greedy one also.Actual greeting ma lovelie. Dinnae ever lose your power. Keep spining brite![]()
One thing to note....where auld rubber gub and boiled egg?
It's true, it's the same personnel who organised the Queen's funeral. As she died in Scotland they used code Operation Unicorn, Martin's holiday code is Operation Fannybaws #factualIve heard on the grapevine that the security services are planning the operation as we speak. Its highly confidential, but the name has been leaked as 'fat slag on tour'.![]()
Makes me wish ah hud Kerry Katonas, also.It makes me want to do an intimate wash with bleach (whilst throwing a bit in my eyes) and antibiotics.
How dare youse Isa hen, ah'm affronted for youse, crissmas is about Martin standing in a car park and losing his crissmas eve dinner booking. And baby Jesus, also. #gettaekenKittin your shed out like Santa grotto/candy lame lane doesn't make you king of chrissmass hates the cold weather, doesn't go to any markets, panto nothing. If I remember he doesn't even own anything that has a Santa on it and that's what Christmas is all about.
He's proper Cuckoo. Also