the content he shares is shite. Who cares if its the only song that gets deek on his feet? Like why do we need to know that? Who the duck cares? It's a bleeping Friday morning - get to work you lazy no content freeloading worm - my grammar, my rules, factual - also xoxoxo
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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Those videos with deed Deek were painful, I’m sure he doesn’t even know what day of the week we are on never mind what a bleeping oil smells like …. Smell that wan…. Mmmmm…. Does it smell sweet/spicy? Listen hen I’m surprised he’s standing up straight he doesn’t have a bleeping clue wot your on about ALSO
He's like the wee confused wean of one of the scheme maws.Fucks sake let the man have an opinion!
Mavis: What does it smell like?
Deek: It smellssss like.....
Mavis: Christmas. It smells like Christmas.
Deek: *blankface* Aye...
Aww bless look at wee Deek trying tae stay awake. Is that Marion's soft toy collection in his bespoke rucksack?
Lorna will huv telt him he needs them fur his anxiety as the wee furries will chant him oan! Nae wan else will to be fair.
Wee Deek should huv said it smelt like Jo Malone haun wash. Martin wud be in a rage and go and see if wee Deek hud been using the mouldy bottle he hid that's only fur guests.Fucks sake let the man have an opinion!
Mavis: What does it smell like?
Deek: It smellssss like.....
Mavis: Christmas. It smells like Christmas.
Deek: *blankface* Aye...
Marion doesn't know this because he went to bed early (and locked Deek out
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Kittin your shed out like Santa grotto/candy lame lane doesn't make you king of chrissmass hates the cold weather, doesn't go to any markets, panto nothing. If I remember he doesn't even own anything that has a Santa on it and that's what Christmas is all about.
He's proper Cuckoo. Also
He's proper Cuckoo. Also
Martin will be sharting through the eye of a needle the night, incoming bathroom gutted reel the morra hens 
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How dare youse Isa hen, ah'm affronted for youse, crissmas is about Martin standing in a car park and losing his crissmas eve dinner booking. And baby Jesus, also. #gettaeken
Can someone explain this for me, please?
I read on the wiki ages ago about them booming dinner and then didn’t go in and Mario moaned about it.
Does anyone have screenshots or more info? I just don’t understand what happened and why.
I feel as uneducated on this topic as Mario is on basically everything.
Hen! He has a bespoke bell that says “I believe”. Get some class!
You pay for everything, Mario.
You’re nae an influencer.
You’re nae an influencer.
I hope that bowl of brown shite beside him isnae claiming to be a South Indian garlic chilli, I'm affrontit. That's asda just essentials fae a tin and nae debates. Garlic chilli is red.
That’s literally just chicken and sauce, he canny even dae going fur a curry correctly
Bet its a dupe of Christmas eve by yankeeDefo a title idea
We all seem to agree then that the scent he's picked is candy cane to take him back tae the last few Christmases in the shoebox then
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It's the equivalent of me smelling all the candles in the Yankee shop then bringing one home and calling it a bespokely designed scent
Wee Deek pays for everything ma lovelie #pettycash
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Ah just heard aboot it, like an urban myth but am assured by the trolls it's a Christmas miracle. He thought he couldn't go in till his time and instead of going in at his time he thought they'd come oot tae the car park tae escort him in since they aw ken the Paisley influencer. They didnae and a while later they went in and their table was given away. That's my Chinese whispers take and if anyone says ahm rang they're blocked and reported, ma DMs ur turned aff!!!! Tonsa luv M
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What a bellend he is. Who stands outside restaurants waiting to be invited in? You go in, see if your tables ready and if not you wait. INSIDE! Dickheads both of them. Can imagine them mincing round the carpark waiting for the table that never happened!Wee Deek pays for everything ma lovelie #pettycash
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Ah just heard aboot it, like an urban myth but am assured by the trolls it's a Christmas miracle. He thought he couldn't go in till his time and instead of going in at his time he thought they'd come oot tae the car park tae escort him in since they aw ken the Paisley influencer. They didnae and a while later they went in and their table was given away. That's my Chinese whispers take and if anyone says ahm rang they're blocked and reported, ma DMs ur turned aff!!!! Tonsa luv M
That looks bleeping terrible. Looks like he's already crapped it out. Grim.
Exactly! Garlic chilli from the indian near me also has onion & tomato?
The restaurant probably served them the food left that they scraped fae other people's plates 
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