Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

[Madge2022]

Hay S A T R U D A Y

Hope youse are aw well.
My postman has just been.

Mind when oor Mas ran to the door when the postman knocked and showed him his boaby.

We shud take a wee trip doon memory lane fur oor favourite Martin moments. A wee treat fur his 40th.

So many to choose fae, flashing postie, blind Nikita dug, Macy's in Beirut towers, London trip, his birthday outfits, also.

 

[gilly31]

He revealed his baby names not long ago. Blu for a boy tae match his instagram tick. So aye.

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Boys names are very ‘the rangers’ teddy bears and blu well for blue! Sad cunts!

 

[Madge2022]

I'm six feet under at this image

With the angles now

Wee Deek and Beak Lanzarote 2024!

 

[Kat__lax]

His holiday ‘hacks’ are like something you’d read in take a break magazine, an edition from 1996. Absolute fanny. Hope his suitcase goes missing also.

 

[AllieBee]

She didn't pick him up enough to drap him, that's why the back of his haid is as flat as a pancake.

I wouldn't have picked him up either to be fair. In fact if he had been my baby he would have a flat nose as wide as his face because I would have laid him face down for at least the first year so I didnt have to look at the ugly freak

 

[ohdoris]

Client in work?! Does he mean fellow employee the daft shite

 

[muscadet]

Noooo he’s actually ordered a Stanley cup the one who a drop of water never passes his crusty lips. He does actually have more klarna than sense fucking spunk stain

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

He's quick to buy they dates autumn chrissmass wooden plaque signs and display them all over the bedsit. Whatever happened to the beautiful pure stunning so nice bespoke @ cleaning with Mario that Deed Deek got him? Said he would put up and never did.

Added to my list of ick's grown men buying seasonal tat for their flat. It's weird ma page ma rules.

I need to stop talking like Marion to Mr Isa because our dog was being greedy tonight and was wanting more of my oldest dinner, she told the dog no more, lie down ... Capeesh.. I was pure affronted I said speak to dog like that again I would send Mr Isa to have words with her because I don't like confrontation, mop kick her out the door. Also.
Soo ayyye.

 

[Babybail93]

Are these her tampax?

 

[Manbagzda]

He's lying agaiiiiiin. It's not the only song that deeek will dance to. I clearly recall deek dancing the night away at avamayaromas party with that cute Curtis guy

 

[peachy-keen]

Nothing annoys me more than when he says he’s cleaned the house. Your brother’s house mario? Cause you certainly don’t have a house, prick

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Ooh ah wunner if he kens aboot drinking water in that place abroad? Martio El Shartio will be bespokely blocking the 2* hotel plumbing up a treat!!

He's gawn oan a bespoke jurrneh tae the post office to apply for a Spanish shart card.

"Me needo uno poo ticketo por favor"

 

[Skyflier6727]

So more make up than a room full of drag queens and he still looks 10 days dead

 

[Ferguson]

The cat question

Was gonnae get Rayn a wee play mate 3 years ago but the seller was a scammer also.
Is there only 1 cat seller in Paisley?

Said exclusive cat seller then stalked him

 

[Ferguson]

It’s one thing to be beggy for brands and products that are on the pricier side, but primark? Embarrassing.

Aye, there are reasons why no company offers you freebies Mazda

1. You're no an influencer.
2. You're a cunt.

 

[Poptart]

Hasn’t he already said hes going to Lanzarote?

 

[Babybail93]

The voice he used on that cat in that story imagine living doonstairs from it

 

[geezabreak]

I'm from that wee small place called Ayrshire and in my youth (in the dark ages) the only way I'd have gone to saltcoats is if I was drugged and kidnapped so aye, still feel the same way!

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I thought lardy McKnight was on a diet and so forth? These 6 chins tell a different story:

Utter fat slag also.

 

[Ferguson]

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What his page stands for??? What a crock of shit

He is such a silly cunt.

Makes himself look ridiculous time after time.
There's no fucking way Instagram just decided he needed to be verified, we already know he applied to them.
Dickhead also.