Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

[Ferguson]

24 degrees and that thick slug is mincing aroon with the woodlouse coat also

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Aren't all plates stackable?

I just launch mine in the cupboard and hope for the best, Hen.
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What are we saying, lads? He’s 100% sending these messages himself, isn’t he.

 

[Caw1982]

Happy new thread ma lovelies. Lest we forget this absolutely rotten outfit! What I’d give to be this delusional.

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Truly madly deeply revolting and so forth!

He’s no one’s dream, or wish or fantasy.
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Morning ma lovelies!!

Wit a treat to a new thread on this festive hump day!! Let’s get this day done!!

Tonsalove,
M xxx

Mop kicked myself down the stairs set for the day, went to make a coffee.
No name on my mug and no drinks stayshun. This day can get to fuck!!!!

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

She still watches hen also.

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Makes it very clear he reads here, suppose he has all the time in the world when he has no friends or social life

he is mean to Rayn though - fucking angers me he buys endless amounts of tat and could put two Christmas trees up but won’t buy his cat a cat tree when she’s stuck in that postage stamp all day. My cat loves her cat tree especially lying in the wee hammock by the window watching the birds. He’s a fat selfish ugly freeloading bald bastard nae debates. Factual.So fourth. IYDKGTK. Factual. Xxxxxx

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Are they always in bed watching telly because he accidentally bought a bunch of concrete slabs when he meant to buy a sofa??

 

[AllieBee]

What is he on about paying a bank for 40 years? Does he not realise that at the end of the mortgage the house is his?

As if he would get a 40 year mortgage anyway! Its not like he's young, he's middle aged and would be 80 by the time he finished paying. He hasn't git a mortgage because no one will give him one, he has too much debt.

 

[Ferguson]

Beavis & Buttheed’s epic voyage to Lands of Rotty 2024, a canny wait

Can imagine them just getting to the airport and just sitting down waiting for someone to come and get them.
Like they did that Xmas eve.
Not checked in, just sat waiting in their matching tracksuits.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Hens I had a dream, well nightmare more like oor Marion was in it. He posted to Instagram. It was him standing next to cash machine and showing the screen he was trying flex he had £1200 and had £97 left. He had caption on it 'When you spend a lil to much on Otumm' decor
I was pure disgusted and affronted, Soo ayye HaPpY SunnDy hens sprine bright. Let's get motivated like Marionand sort out all our chrissmass & Otumm tat. Also

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Ma lovelies, has oor Mas been on a wee “inverted commas” journey this week?

Ahv noticed him “randomly using them” incorrectly, so aye. It’s like somebody’s had a wee word to tell him they’re “speech marks and so forth” that he needs to put around “things people say” an aw that. He’s had a belter of a time trying to get that right.

Got ma popcorn on standby for when we venture into apostrophes.

Spine bright ma hens!

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

Telling people that wax melts having an affect on animals is a load of shite, is highly unfactual of the highest! Essential oils are not good for animals and that poor cat is surrounded by toxic fumes. I can't use paraffin candles, only natural ones or my dog starts to cough and sneeze. So GIT YER FACTUAL FACTS RITE MAZ. I need a seat. And some class ✨️

 

[blueblue]

So, you know how Manic and Donut have a hoose () full of unsustainable shite they pay for including books written by "genuine friends" yet he harassed a HB employee for free driving lessons as her husband is a driving instructor? Well has anyone seen the story about the bakery saying they won't make 102 free cakes for a Coronation Street celeb's party as their staff can't feed their kids with social media exposure.

The tide has definitely turned for influencers.

Also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I miss when chicken little used to come on and pretend he wasn't Martin

She still watches hen also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

*gasps* what the fucking fuck

 

[menopausalmargrit]

She still watches hen also.

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Why does he think we hate him? He’s our entertainment monkey!

Deek is out his absolute bin!

 

[Popper]

Can’t wait till he hosts his first dinner party wae his new plates. Hope the home is dressed for it

 

[Badaboom]

Bespoke. Boujie.

 

[Realhousemouse]

If Lorna was any sort of life coach at all she’d be staging an intervention Imagine spending your Sunday mid august sorting out your autumn/Halloween decorations. It’s been said here before- he wishes every single day away til he gets the chance to spend more money and put it on Instagram. He is absolutely addicted.

 

[Runforestrun]

From that vile app, so aye also

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Had absolutely no clue that the package from astonish was arriving, yet clearly had to give them his address. The fanny thinks we're zipped up the back.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Who the heck would message him about his sandwich fillings?