Can you imagine if she was a surrogate fae Maz? With his nose and her chin the poor kid wouldn’t stand a chance.
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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This is 100% what will happen.
I seen him once in Debenhams all he done was refold stock no where near the make up counter
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27th same as mePretty sure it’s 27th august as mine is the 25th and I remember last year wishing his was the same date so I could be treated to some laughs on my bday knowing his was so tragic. Can’t wait to see his bday outfit, I wonder will he wear that wee tshirt he got from flannels that looks like it’s got planets on it
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Only Mario thinks you could get paid for simply showing the packaging of an unused product without even showing himself using said product, showing a before and after (without filters!!), explaining why it's so good, where you can buy it, how much it costs, why it's better than the rest etc... He's no right upstairs, is he.
This famously happened on an episode of Airport or something where this woman just assumed she would be called to her gate to check in. She wasn't and she missed her flight.Please let this happen!
piece? Think you mean peace, daft twit. Wish I could rescue that poor cat
The irony of him tagging look fantastic when he looks anything but.
No company would pay him because he doesn't just use one type of each item, he has 3 concealers, 4 loose powders, 100 lip balms etc. But they're all staples you know!
Piece….. PIECE!!!
For duck sake!
For duck sake!
And why is everything "I've had this ages, months and months".... is he trying to make out he has had these items before anyone else? Love how he said the blusher was a nude tone, yet it was bright pink
Just having a nosy at that Andrew Wheatcroft I keep seeing mentioned on here and saw this cracker of a comment from oor Maz. Has he actually ever been to that place abroad, I don’t think this is factual also 
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What a bleeping twit she is!Just having a nosy at that Andrew Wheatcroft I keep seeing mentioned on here and saw this cracker of a comment from oor Maz. Has he actually ever been to that place abroad, I don’t think this is factual also
Christ he’s so embarrassingJust having a nosy at that Andrew Wheatcroft I keep seeing mentioned on here and saw this cracker of a comment from oor Maz. Has he actually ever been to that place abroad, I don’t think this is factual also
CRINGE!!Just having a nosy at that Andrew Wheatcroft I keep seeing mentioned on here and saw this cracker of a comment from oor Maz. Has he actually ever been to that place abroad, I don’t think this is factual also
How desperate can you be He absolutely wishes he had a wee deal with that small company look fantastic but the reality is he never will and he knows it. His days to make money from Insta are done He doesn't even try the products on or show what they look like on, legit just records the outside of the box and tries to describe it Compare him with that girl Georgia, hinchs mate, who does loads of ads for look fantastic but I actually dont mind her ads, she genuinely knows what she is talking about and uses the products - He is a bleeping weirdo and I am cringing at him this day tagging Look Fantastic
He absolutely wishes he had a wee deal with that small company look fantastic but the reality is he never will and he knows it. His days to make money from Insta are done He doesn't even try the products on or show what they look like on, legit just records the outside of the box and tries to describe it Compare him with that girl Georgia, hinchs mate, who does loads of ads for look fantastic but I actually dont mind her ads, she genuinely knows what she is talking about and uses the products - He is a bleeping weirdo and I am cringing at him this day tagging Look Fantastic Trolls I need your help! We have just booked to go to that place abroad in a couple weeks (not saying when incase I compromise my security) smell the wealth. 
When do I pack?
When do I buy new bits and bobs for holiday?
How many a them
lethals am I allowed each day?
TIA, Capeesh, also
When do I pack?
When do I buy new bits and bobs for holiday?
How many a them
lethals am I allowed each day?TIA, Capeesh, also
Have you even ordered your bespoke drinking cup yet??Trolls I need your help! We have just booked to go to that place abroad in a couple weeks (not saying when incase I compromise my security) smell the wealth.
When do I pack?
When do I buy new bits and bobs for holiday?
How many a them
TIA, Capeesh, also
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