He's definitely going 3* at most.Up all night with the heat, he’s gonna be a right crabbit bastard on holiday
Nay aircon for him also
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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Nay aircon for him also
Makes me laugh. I live in a forty degree country and I manage to sleep fine.
As my old Dad used to say - "He's just a big girls blouse." (No idea what it's meant to mean but I like it.
As my old Dad used to say - "He's just a big girls blouse." (No idea what it's meant to mean but I like it.
I'll order it for next year's holiday so it's here just in time
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I think we might need to postpone it until next year my lovely, it's just too late to start preparing. Pair of lazy witches we are
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Jeez ya absolute troll, don't hold back how ye really feel
lazy I may be but I take offence to "bint" Sit doon and have some class! Stay in yer ain lane my lovley. 
's CapeeshHow can he be too hot to sleep? What about the fan he got that he’s been raving about? 
Anyone dm him saying they look good are clearly at itHe definitely sees something different to us, because he's still feckin ugly
And why does his nose look like it'll make a honking noise if it was squeezed like a clowns
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they are all bumpy, blistery looking and pushing out to above the lip. They look awful.
I've convinced myself he will go to some big glamourous 5* resort that he can't afford and that's why he has to wait a year to go. Paying instalments every month so that when he does go he can make out like the hotel invited him - I wouldn't put it past him, we have seen his fake ads for fabric conditioner and he is such a beggy desperate fatty that it would be something he would do.
In reality, all he can afford is an allocated on-arrival 2* holiday with no air con and the only available pool is at the sister hotel 8 miles away. I can not wait for the Q&A when he gets home, when he tries to make it out to be on the same level as SSS 47k holiday
Why does he always tilt his flat heed like his neck is broken?
Balancing the beak weight. If youse nose, youse nose
I flew to Toronto and packed the night before. Factual.
Also, the packing was done after an emergency evening visit to the vet with ma poor dug.
That's definitely migration. Causes include: Bad placement, Over injecting, Wrong product, Inflammation and Poor aftercare.
Or choosing someone who thinks Practice makes OK
Who the duck has time for a Spoons breakfast before work?! I can just about manage to make myself a bit of toast.
Ok Martin, lets see the lips without that shite filter on them. He is so ugly looking.
New thread title right thereStick a feather in his arse and call it macaroni (the frozen just essentials one fae asda Govan)
I’m just catching up after a weekend away eith hardly any phone signal. What have I missed???Oh you have really got your sh*it together my lovely, but that's not the Marion way. Cases MUST be packed a year in advance #nomyquote
Aye, course you have.
Pull the other one fatty!
Can't sleep because it's too hot but he still has that manky old house coat draped over his shoulders like Cruella bleeping Deville. Make it make sense, Hens. Make it make sense.
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