Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

[twilightgarden]

Wud youse like a wee cauld creamy BJ the night Derek ma wee lassie

Bet he keeps the hoosecowat on also

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Never been on holiday, how sad. And he’s proud to live for free courtesy of the council/us when there is absolutely no need for him to be given the bedsit for pennies per week. You should be ashamed Marion, that you abuse benefits and take a flat from someone that may actually deserve it.

Also love that he continuously shouts about how it’s his choice not to have a mortgage and a decent house
We all know that you’d never be allowed one beaut. You keep spending that petty cash and believing your bullshit

He's saying this now, wait until the council move in even worse tenants than they've got now.

 

[Lyla001]

Im glad the wee hen pointed out on his latest manky hoosecoat story, that he had put a filter on -cos we would have never had guessed x!

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

On his phone reposting shite aw day. Cant be much polishing going on. But it’s still that hardest joab in the world, according to Mas.

Gonna be a few dirty truncheons in the Paisley area the night if he’s no polishing then right up so aye nae debates

 

[Shrekssister]

Fresh oota Maria's attic.

Just had this come up oan that app Facebook too. Wonder if the cunt washing scented wax melts include bespoke notes of rat pish

 

[Madge2022]

That vase will definitely be bigger than Maz’s button mushroom and nae debates

Wunner if he sticks a feather in his fur wee Deek's enjoyment?

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Hens, I had what I can only describe as the Mario Diet yesterday and feel like a bloated pile of shite today. Can’t imagine putting that into my body every day but I had a team leaver lunch (steak and wine and Hawksmoor - smell the wealth) and dinner & cinema in the evening. Desperately in need of a fucking salad today!

 

[Ferguson]

Here trolls, where's the pink Hetty disappeared to?

Cash converters x

 

[Ferguson]

He’s no one’s dream, or wish or fantasy.
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Mop kicked myself down the stairs set for the day, went to make a coffee.
No name on my mug and no drinks stayshun. This day can get to fuck!!!!

Think of the positives.
You have stairs

 

[geezabreak]

Nah. Can't think what you mean also.
Oor two boujee beejons would never, so aye.

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I'm ecstatic tae see the return o the big dildo

 

[AllieBee]

Just seen wee Mario on a TikTok! He’s finally made it with that mate of his PTWM. It’s worth a watch @ptwm_unmasked if you want a laugh

Hahaha just watched that. Dunno who's that page is but they hate the ptwm scammer!

 

[Ferguson]

I bet he won’t tell everyone where he’s staying until after he’s back from holiday. Because obviously all his followers will be booking last minute flights to go and meet him

Absolutely would compromise his security for sure.

Imagine if he makes Deek dress up like a wee security guard / minder tae escort he, Mario the OG of that app safety aroon the world.

 

[Lilly Lou]

Here trolls, where's the pink Hetty disappeared to?

Bets he’s traded it in at CEX for the cash ma lovaley

 

[Chez300]

What about the fishy leaves from Amazon?!
So much new autumn stuff, there’s no space for it all!

 

[Cady1954]

I can't be chewed using my burner account to laugh at him but please tell me he hasn't started decorating his hut with pumpkins yet?

 

[geezabreak]

I quite like "bespoke cuntish designs by Mario jizzface" it's a vibe also
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Saturday.

Spoiler: Tat and the twat in a pink trackie.

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Sunday.

Spoiler: Mare tat and Dolly.

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What was in that boax fae astonish? Aw I could see was leaflets.

 

[Lyraboop]

OK, bear with me here. Me & wean watching old PSA from 1980s for amusement & found the prototype for Marion: behold the natural born smoker
An uncanny resemblance. #factual. Also

 

[Daisy Uncle]

For the wiki when oor @mammaof3 gets back from hols.

 

[SuzyE]

Okay my mother in law has a passport holder (in pink ) and it drives my husband and I totally insane because they make you take your passport out all through the airport so really, what's even the point??

I had one. I couldn't be arsed keep removing it and putting it back on so binned it before we flew back

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

The king of pointless spending. He doesnae have a table to put them on.

That has to make it into a thread title!