Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

[geezabreak]

Just having a nosy at that Andrew Wheatcroft I keep seeing mentioned on here and saw this cracker of a comment from oor Maz. Has he actually ever been to that place abroad, I don’t think this is factual also

What a fucking twat she is!

 

[mammaof3]

 

[Caw1982]

Absolutely screaming at him creaming his knickers about line dried cunt washings!!! like…. Not living in a bedsit and having access to a washing line is something you could ACTUALLY achieve if you spent less money on tat! What a twit.

Exhibit A:

Check out this 2 bedroom terraced house for sale on Rightmove

2 bedroom terraced house for sale in Montrose Road, Paisley, Renfrewshire, PA2 for £90,000. Marketed by McKirdy Estate Agents, Glasgow

www.rightmove.co.uk

That's not a bad little house at all and for 90k! Incredible. What a fucking melt.

 

[Popper]

Beauts, ahm just catchin up oan the app that isnae ma Joab. Lovin’ Marion’s top holiday tip of taking an insulated cup wae you. Ok then Mas, if you say so. Tell me you’re someone who’s never been on holiday…….

 

[Galaxy 10]

Someone would probably stop him and hand their phone to ask him to take a photo of them and he'd kick off that he was being stalked by paparazzi

The daily fail

 

[Daisy Uncle]

You pay for everything, Mario.

You’re nae an influencer.

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That looks fucking terrible. Looks like he's already crapped it out. Grim.

 

[blueblue]

Here trolls, where's the pink Hetty disappeared to?

 

[twilightgarden]

This famously happened on an episode of Airport or something where this woman just assumed she would be called to her gate to check in. She wasn't and she missed her flight.

“We can’t check you in from a cafe”

 

[bigmouth1927]

Right hens, ahm putting oan a coach tae the metro in Saltcoats fur opening night. Who’s up fur it?

I'll bring the mandy and the glow sticks. See you there

 

[mammaof3]

He really does post a load of shite.

Spoiler: Aug 9th. Ask Me Anything.

Spoiler: Yesterday.

Today.

 

[Caw1982]

‘Old faves, new faves and new staples.’

For next year? All unopened? How can they be faves or staples then?

And he described his makeup use as being both infrequent and mostly a wee dab of concealer, powder and lip balm… before going on to detail multiples of every product?!

Stop lying Mario! You contradict yourself in every sentence!

And as for ‘muted nude deep pink’ which is DARKEST RED, I have no words

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Pure Aunt Sally vibes there IYDKGTK

 

[blueblue]

Just noticed his new display picture on Instagram. At first glance it look like he’s wearing a halter neck top…. Which would actually be a better look than the longline beige granny cardi!


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Cannot unsee this now.
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Looks like he's wearing an earring just to add to the 'yer auntie that's no really yer auntie just yer mum's mate from the bingo' aesthetic.

Yer auntie that isn't yer auntie always had main character syndrome too didn't she.

 

[mammaof3]

Can't be arsed to post all his make-up crap talk.

I thought he had a gimble influenced by his bff Hannah? So why not use that.

Nay wonder he is inundated by the make-up brands to show off their wares, he swears like a trooper. Such a class act he is.

 

[Lyla001]

Right hens, ahm putting oan a coach tae the metro in Saltcoats fur opening night. Who’s up fur it?

Ooooooh Maz is defo after cutting the bespoke ribbon for the open night, Seeing as hes a famous influencer, so aye.
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I have not had enough wine for this.

You can never have enough wine fer this beaut. Factual

 

[Poptart]

Thread title suggestion-

Cleaning with Mario #106: 5 foundations and no hoose

Just spat wine on my phone. Thanks for that hen! #fumming

 

[geezabreak]

Ma lovelies, am takin ma weans on a wee trip today, and our bespoke train from that “small business ScotRail” passed through the home of oor Mas, Saltcoats.

Was expecting a nightmare post apocalyptic toon but it looked totally standard apart from the belter of a beach that he’s never had a walk on in any season, so aye.

#MarioSafari

He's definitely had a downgrade where he is noo.

 

[Runforestrun]

Only Marion could post an Avamay Aromas story with an Espa diffuser when she sells diffusers

He’s got her espa dupe diffuser on top of his cooker! He showed it in an earlier story this morning. God forbid he could show her one, or even the espa one with the logo turned to the back 🫣

 

[peachy-keen]

Do you think he’ll tell us when he’s actually going away? Or will there just be a random week of silence?

 

[SuzyE]

Is it just me or are his Kerry Katonas getting more squinty by the day? Looks abzalootley boss eyed. What a fucking state and nae debates.

I've said a few times he's cockeyed. Aye, the camera doesn't lie

 

[Gonefishing2021]

Have you even ordered your bespoke drinking cup yet??

I'll order it for next year's holiday so it's here just in time
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My small holiday abroad is September 15th, so I might start packing today but I feel I'm not prepared as I didn't start buying makeup, cups, clothes or a colleen hoover book a year in advance and I haven't changed up any euros yet. I might have to reschedule the holiday for next year as I've obviously left it too late. xxx

I think we might need to postpone it until next year my lovely, it's just too late to start preparing. Pair of lazy bitches we are
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You need tae cancel that hoaliday Tae that place abroad hen, you've left it far too late to get organised noo, yer a lazy bint Tae no have packed a year ago also.
(Have a great time! Jealous am urr. We went tae that place in may an it pished doon the entire week)
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Divorce him pronto hen, next thing he'll be bringing hame wee pumpkins and mushrooms. Ye deserve better hen.

Jeez ya absolute troll, don't hold back how ye really feel lazy I may be but I take offence to "bint" Sit doon and have some class! Stay in yer ain lane my lovley. 's Capeesh