Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

losing his crissmas eve dinner booking.

Can someone explain this for me, please?

I read on the wiki ages ago about them booming dinner and then didn’t go in and Mario moaned about it.

Does anyone have screenshots or more info? I just don’t understand what happened and why.

I feel as uneducated on this topic as Mario is on basically everything.

 

[Caw1982]

Cleaning with Mario page is about to be deceased. Mario! It dae matter your rent payments still won’t be increased.

 

[geezabreak]

In Scotland burst means done in, so he's using it incorrectly the silly whore

Don't forget about "face like a burst baw" or "burstin fer a pish"

 

[AllieBee]

God he's begging for sympathy isn't he! Twat

 

[RubyTuesday39]

“Disney go cakey”
I’m just watching for the captions, oh, and Marion, no I don’t know

 

[Madge2022]

Maz can’t give the goss on Oor Hannah because he doesn’t know.

He think he’s her friend but he’s not. She keeps him at a safe distance, throws him occasional likes and comments, but basically just uses him to promote her ever-failing business.

Surprised she never goat Martin in tae clean the gaff, a new wee client fur him.

Her subtitles(?) don't ken whit they ur called oan that app are as illiterate as Martin's, no ah see why they are pals, also.

 

[puddleduck]

Makes me laugh out loud. Breezy - true. But it's like sitting in front of a dozen hair dryers.
I'm not in Lanzarote but I live in that abroad place and have it every day.

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

I don’t know of any 40 year old
Man that takes selfies like 12 year old
Girls! All my nieces do they daft close up pics to send random snapchats to their friends but my nieces are 12-16 so ill
Give them a pass cos I know they’ll stop it when they hit a bit of maturity

Oh yeah mine all do the 0.5 photo thing. It’s awful but they’re all dumb teenagers

 

[AllieBee]

Saw Hinch's latest post, and she gushed over this 'fashion model's' post on it...Move over, Mario, your post got nothing from her

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I think camlew needs to open his eyes, Hinch is anything but honest, she's a deceitful cow!

 

[TheGoblinKing]

It's my birthday today my lovelies, factual, so I may not be on but I maybe.
I don't know. Depends on my mood lol

I'm mop kicking the years away boo hoo.

So have some cake and some bucks fizz and enjoy.





Hope this is enough. chefs kiss also.

I'm pure Affronted ma lovely! It is also birthday as well, also!!
Hope ya have your crisps and joos at the ready

 

[bigmouth1927]

My favourite thing is when she starts these crusades against hate aimed at absolutely no one. Mind when she claimed we were misgendering her at the same time mario called himself she, mother, etc etc? Now it's that men CAN wear make up. We fucking know you silly slut. No one cares.

Peter Tatchell of Paisley hen and so forth. Also.

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

It’s one thing to be beggy for brands and products that are on the pricier side, but primark? Embarrassing.

Especially when he's just ordered a flipping stanley cup, what a waste of money!

 

[gilly31]

Thank fuck for Mario or how would we know what day it is!

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Do any of you trolls also follow ptwm and more importantly the anonymous tik toks exposing her scamming ways? If you do you need to head over to tik tok to see the latest one, oor Marion has a wee part in it and it's brilliant
PTWM_unmasked

OMG that's hilarious and yes I follow her. Didn't like it incase I got blocked lol.

 

[Pepsi]

Reading that post aboot the wax melts and pets made my brain hurt #factual

 

[Madge2022]

Them bowls look like blind nikkita dug bowls and nae debtes ao aye

A dug's dinner would be preferable tae the slop Martin serves up. No hud a wee air fryer update in a while. I'm sure his brother gave him a pressure cooker too, wonder if that's behind the Lego sofa?
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Bulging at the seams those leggings, stitching about to rip, will be like sausages bursting in the pan

Plenty of room in the button area.

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

I wonder if gonzo is not well but actually pretending he's not well cos him and luigi are off on they're jolidays if you felt a cold coming on would ye go out for shite on a plate then go home and feel like 'death'. ... which btw he always looks like death . Its giving uncle fester vibes

Ah here don’t insult Uncle Fester!! Mario is definitely uglier he’s more like the child catcher with that hooter

 

[Dusky pink]

Hello ma lovlies.... just hame from the best 2 weeks holiday. Spending my day catching up on what you trolls have been up to... have I missed anything dramatic?

 

[RenesFondon]

Just seen wee Mario on a TikTok! He’s finally made it with that mate of his PTWM. It’s worth a watch @ptwm_unmasked if you want a laugh

I saw it last night, roared with laughter ..so clever - the earlier PTWM vids are so clever ..loved the Gucci one

 

[peachy-keen]

Ma hens I've been at my job that is my job the day and this wee slug nearly got me in bother. Company failed a visit and my boss said to us all "these are all things you should know and if you don't know, get to know!" Holding in the giggles was actually painful

aw hen, practice makes ok xx