Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

[GiftedNotFree]

This is a nice wee hoose. Marion will be fumming when he sees what he could have had if he didn’t spend his money on shite.

I agree ma lovelie. It’s a great listing price for what you’re getting! Between the two of them, had they focused on tidying up their debts and sorting their credit over the last few years, they could quite easily afford the mortgage on a place like that.
He’s so brainless though, so aye….. nae hoose for him! Remember when he claimed they could get a mortgage “lit that” *snaps fingers*?! but it’s just nae fur them!

 

[DramaQueen79]

Wasn't he gifted that? He's probably sold it for more petty cash to buy more tat!

So he claimed! Was likely on fb market place as soon as he unboxed it

 

[Freefalling]

Absolutely no chance they'd get a mortgage, crystal clear they are up to their Kerry katonas in debt

 

[Madge2022]

Same place as the uggs, crocs and bespoke dunks. Refunded!

Ah think the Crocs ur aw washed and packed away fur his holiday in 2042.

Canni wait fur Martin tae get braids in his hair, also.

 

[Caw1982]

Absolutely screaming at him creaming his knickers about line dried bleep washings!!! like…. Not living in a bedsit and having access to a washing line is something you could ACTUALLY achieve if you spent less money on tat! What a twit.

Exhibit A:

Check out this 2 bedroom terraced house for sale on Rightmove

2 bedroom terraced house for sale in Montrose Road, Paisley, Renfrewshire, PA2 for £90,000. Marketed by McKirdy Estate Agents, Glasgow

www.rightmove.co.uk

That's not a bad little house at all and for 90k! Incredible. What a bleeping melt.

 

[Popper]

Even if he did stop buying tat and beige, shart inducing takeaway food, his bespoke credit rating wouldn’t allow him a mortgage. Years of pounding the credit card and Klarna won’t allow it.

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Even if he did stop buying tat and beige, shart inducing takeaway food, his bespoke credit rating wouldn’t allow him a mortgage. Years of pounding the credit card and Klarna won’t allow it.

Aye he’s well and truly fucked himself over.

 

[Chez300]

What about the fishy leaves from Amazon?!
So much new autumn stuff, there’s no space for it all!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

His voice screams special needs. I cannae. And wtf are those 80s ski pants, the fat duck is wearing also?

 

[DramaQueen79]

Love how he posted the fresh bed before the babysitting post. It was like he was trying to fool us tattlers into thinking we were wrong about him taking his bleep washings to the brothers

 

[twilightgarden]

I admit to having a dog voice but bleeping hell. The poor dog and all dogs within a 5 mile radius having to put up with that shrieking

 

[Caw1982]

His voice screams special needs. I cannae. And wtf are those 80s ski pants, the fat duck is wearing also?
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I will never not hear Mr Punch. I wish the crocodile would come and eat him whilst thrashing him with the truncheon

 

[Madge2022]

His voice screams special needs. I cannae. And wtf are those 80s ski pants, the fat duck is wearing also?
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Youse urni ma favourite anymair, shud huv posted that wi a warning. #triggered

Ah've hud tae dae a Van Gogh and cut aff ma ears. Mario Krueger, nightmare oan Klarna Street.

 

[twilightgarden]

Mario Krueger, nightmare oan Klarna Street.

Bespoke Halloween thread title and nae debates.

 

[Madge2022]

Bespoke Halloween thread title and nae debates.

It's a bit late fur Halloween, surely it's crissmas noo?

 

[Poptart]

It's a bit late fur Halloween, surely it's crissmas noo?

Its actually Easter. We just arent talking about it cos it’s only for the weans.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

At the risk of compromising ma safety, I also have a dog named Dolly. She was with me when I clicked onto that awful dUllllllllehhhhhhh story.

She’s proper affronted. She said if I do it again, she’ll surrender herself back to the rescue.

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

What the duck is going in with that thumb, also!?!

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At the risk of compromising ma safety, I also have a dog named Dolly. She was with me when I clicked onto that awful dUllllllllehhhhhhh story.

She’s proper affronted. She said if I do it again, she’ll surrender herself back to the rescue.

Saw a lady with a tattoo that said Dolly the other day. I was pure affronted.

 

[Shineyshine]

His voice screams special needs. I cannae. And wtf are those 80s ski pants, the fat duck is wearing also?
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Bulging at the seams those leggings, stitching about to rip, will be like sausages bursting in the pan

 

[blueblue]

Absolutely screaming at him creaming his knickers about line dried bleep washings!!! like…. Not living in a bedsit and having access to a washing line is something you could ACTUALLY achieve if you spent less money on tat! What a twit.

Exhibit A:

Check out this 2 bedroom terraced house for sale on Rightmove

2 bedroom terraced house for sale in Montrose Road, Paisley, Renfrewshire, PA2 for £90,000. Marketed by McKirdy Estate Agents, Glasgow

www.rightmove.co.uk

That's a lovely house for 90k aswell. He'll regret it one day.