Mrs Hinch has done a tour of her tend farm. She has tend pumpkins out, will we be treatit tae a Beirut Halloween the (McK)night?
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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Sending Deek to the shops for ice cream? Is she pregnant?
Let's swerve oot of our lane for a short moment and enter the Paisley twilight zone.
Imagine that the insta powers did indeed head hunt him and bestow a free blue tick upon him due to his *cough* magnificence and presence and sheer hard work on the 'gram...
I know, I know. Bear with!
To change his name would require him to reapply in the new name and in line with everyone else, pay
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Petty cash will obviously not stretch to this type of thing. It is pyoorly for iffy pink leisure wear, slippers, landfill tat, bedding and cushions, beige food and for small businesses that sell whatever shite he thinks will get likes.
And insta don't take Klarna.
Spine bright all you lovely people that give no shits for his blue tick status musings
Imagine that the insta powers did indeed head hunt him and bestow a free blue tick upon him due to his *cough* magnificence and presence and sheer hard work on the 'gram...
I know, I know. Bear with! To change his name would require him to reapply in the new name and in line with everyone else, pay
. Petty cash will obviously not stretch to this type of thing. It is pyoorly for iffy pink leisure wear, slippers, landfill tat, bedding and cushions, beige food and for small businesses that sell whatever shite he thinks will get likes.
And insta don't take Klarna.
Spine bright all you lovely people that give no shits for his blue tick status musings
Creaming her knickers over ooor Soph’s stories when she is in fact trolling you Martin. Hunch’s en-suite is bigger than his whole bedsit
I'm convinced he just can't read. Thick slag. IQ of 20 and that's being generous.
An aff link for disinfectant. After the pennies Maz.
Wally.
Contains ''bergamont'' IFYKGTK.
The only carpeted area of his hoose is his bedroom.
Where is Rayn when he guts the hoose? Locked in the bedroom?
He needs justification by someone else doing Autumn stuff early, if he wasn't that bothered he'd just do it anyway.
Wally.
Contains ''bergamont'' IFYKGTK.
The only carpeted area of his hoose is his bedroom.
Where is Rayn when he guts the hoose? Locked in the bedroom?
He needs justification by someone else doing Autumn stuff early, if he wasn't that bothered he'd just do it anyway.
He's such a weirdo. When he laughs it's like his nose looks even bigger. And why has he sent Deek to the shop to get his ice cream lazy fucktard. Go yourself Maz, might burn off a bit of that flab
So he’ll be getting out the autumn tat in the next few days then so he can bear Hinch and be Autumn King. Newsflash Marion. Autumn is more than just shoving a bunch of tacky shite in your hobbit hole. If you ever left the towers for more than trips to B&M and to fill your face with a Spoons breakfast, you’d know.
Well Martin, fur wance we ur in agreement.
Is his skin that sensitive he needs tae haud ice cream tub wi either a dish cloth or his make up remover cloth.
And no using his new dug bowls, he's gonni eat that full tub, so much for his 7 pound weight loss.
Is his skin that sensitive he needs tae haud ice cream tub wi either a dish cloth or his make up remover cloth.
And no using his new dug bowls, he's gonni eat that full tub, so much for his 7 pound weight loss.
He’s got some brass neck recommending his ~aesthetician~ with lips like this.
He'll have asked him tae go to the shop in the whiny Dolleh the (BeeJong) dug voice also.
Deeeeek ahhh neeeed sum ice creeeeeeam
I think her full time joab is in the morgue, and does Martin's beauty as a homer.
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Wud youse like a wee cauld creamy BJ the night Derek ma wee lassie
Bet he keeps the hoosecowat on alsoWud youse like a wee cauld creamy BJ the night Derek ma wee lassie
And slippersBet he keeps the hoosecowat on also
Cleaning with Mario page is about to be deceased. Mario! It dae matter your rent payments still won’t be increased.
Takes it aff wi a chiselBet he keeps the hoosecowat on also
Has everyone seen the meme about the mum going on a date. Apparently she has a massive nose. The date asked has anyone ever mistook her for a shark when she floats on her back in the sea. Crying. Imagine who I thought of when reading it.
Just thought of something, poor wee Deek spent whatever petty cash Martin had left him with to make the cleaning with Mario sign which hasn't been seen since. Now he wants to change his 'influencer' name, selfish twit.
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