Absolute cheek of him tagging the small business Primark and stating that they should just send him all their Halloween and Autumn tat for free. Why? He really thinks he’s something and has got some brass neck on him. What a horrible little man he is. He is just embarrassing begging for free stuff.
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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That bleeping track suit. He looks like a dick, literally.
He’s not even been to see Barbie so why the tag for it!?
the one that baby peach gets is £14.50
absolutely shocking prices.thank you so much though, I really do love you lot. Always make a grey day a bright one. Spine bright everyone
He’s beginning to go full-on Beggy Mitchell now, isn’t he? Think it’s finally starting to sink in that brands won’t fall in his lap.
But he’s fiiiine…
But he’s fiiiine…
Home Bargains dupe of an H&M vase? I thought dupes were of high end brands?
Ooooooh wait - H&M IS high end for oor Marion….
Ooooooh wait - H&M IS high end for oor Marion….
Had absolutely no clue that the package from astonish was arriving, yet clearly had to give them his address. The fanny thinks we're zipped up the back.
It’s one thing to be beggy for brands and products that are on the pricier side, but primark? Embarrassing.
He wants to learn a lesson from Catherine Tyldesley, after all that stuff I think brands are gonna be thinking hard about sending stuff to grifting, greedy influencers. And Mario of course but he's not an influencer just a wannabe
Squeg oan her always sends me. Eyes dont know if its new York or new year
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I saw the button mushroom ornaments and tripped over ma ain feet tae rush here!!!!!
Let’s break this list down, shall we?
Autumn: It’s still summer, dope.
Dark nights: It’s never dark in Beirut Towers, between the blue lights in the communal staircases to stop the junkies shooting up, and the constant flashing of emergency services vehicles on their way to the most recent ear-removal
Crackling fires: Doesn’t have a chimney, or a fireplace.
Crisp mornings: Works four hours a day so doesn’t see many mornings.
Falling leaves: Nature doesn’t survive in Beirut.
Yummy s’mores: Disnae like chocolate.
Time with family: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa.
Cosy sweaters: Manky hoosecoat.
Aye, there are reasons why no company offers you freebies Mazda
1. You're no an influencer.
2. You're a bleep.
“Am no great at pronunsaityun”.
He has to be a parody. Surely.
He has to be a parody. Surely.
Just been the bespoke Eastern European car wash and the fella was actually wearing our maria 's leggings bahahahaha. I was staring so much I don't think I can ever go back 
My apologies to anyone that loves these ugly ribbed vases, but l hated them when they first came out 
Speaking of ugly
Ffs, manchild
Speaking of ugly
Ffs, manchild
That movie that he wisnae gonny jump on the bandwagon
Not Marion displaying his and Deeks wee button mushrooms, in the nude toop colour oan the buckled console table #ad the filthy fat pervert, also.
Correct me if I'm wrong but is that no a fuckin lid for that ugly jar?
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