Someone gift the fat slag an iron quick!!!My life made my lovelies, in Dunelm earlier on - Marion walking about on his phone and Derek looking like he didn't know where he was. Both midgets in real life
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Sat
So the twit got a fake tan to go to his blisters
Sunday.
So the twit got a fake tan to go to his blisters
Sunday.
He just makes this Tattle app that isnae oor job far too easy sometimes.
H
He's filtered himself taller and thinner, the sad little man! 
Jesus Christ!All that slap on his face and he still needs a filter. And that Pauline Fowler cardi is hilarious
I'm not even commenting on that coatView attachment 2325423View attachment 2325424View attachment 2325425View attachment 2325426
He's filtered himself taller and thinner, the sad little man! That thing resembles a lump of tit with glitter poured awn it....I've never known a woman wear so many makeup products let alone a man, other than drag Queens.
And it's "use" NOT "youse". Thick git!.
And why fill his Nike tick eyebrows in when he spends money getting them done?!. What a dick
Sorry Mario. No amount of makeup can disguise how ugly you are mate.
View attachment 2327749
No comment on this.
Am the same hen I think this bespoke village idiot cant be anymore thicker but I continue to clutch my beak at his next dots of doom and he shocks me further so aye
---
I see the fat runt is still trolling Krystal meth and her camels hoof
Attachments
He’s a bleeping beige soft touch
Attachments
Well that 14lb weight loss from last week is well and truly back on eh?! Fat boys been shovelling cake and shite into his pie hole all weekend 
So are his shites hen. Factual.
I'll be honest and say it's not really my cup of tea but well done Krystal if she's quite into making food as a creative outlet. Maybe her and Johnny are arseholes in their own right but they each seem to have a functioning life which is maybe why there's such a wedge in Mazda's family. I can imagine him being utterly scathing. Seen an awful streak in him taking nothing to do with driving lessons.
Aye he's just a spiteful, jealous lil witch at heart. He has nothing, will never have anything worth having and will always be the poor relation of that family!
I do love abit of gym gear and i do go out in it to nip to shops etc but if i have just done a workout or plan on doing one after certainly not if i going out on a Saturday to do lunch and shopping etc…
Acts like he is this fashionista/ make up guru yet goes out looking like a thumb in a jakey trackie
Acts like he is this fashionista/ make up guru yet goes out looking like a thumb in a jakey trackie
Ubtumnal haul
Buys:
reed diffusers which were £2 because they have no reeds
Matalan candles instead of Ava May ones
A cushion cover that he didnae like so popped it straight doon the communal rubbish chute.
Riveting
Buys:
reed diffusers which were £2 because they have no reeds
Matalan candles instead of Ava May ones
A cushion cover that he didnae like so popped it straight doon the communal rubbish chute.
Riveting
Aww here we go ma luvlies. The gift that keeps on giving. Nearly 1st August which is still summer Autumn time! Que the caterpillar coat and the pumpkin spice, all cosy in the height of summer! All for it to be gone by actual Autumn! Factual. Christmas tree will be up by October 31st also.
So his throw from the range is so gorgeous so lovely beautiful leaf print and so forth but he binned a cushion cover because it was a leaf design and he hated it, makes sense also.
He has nay control.
Mare reed diffusers, mare cushion covers and another throw.
Altogether he has spent - £38.46 not including the pumpkins
Mare reed diffusers, mare cushion covers and another throw.
Altogether he has spent - £38.46 not including the pumpkins
My cat's blanket is thicker than that thing
These have to be the ugliest, tackiest covers he's ever bought
He's using that brown filter again. Bored with the outdated grey are you, Mario
These have to be the ugliest, tackiest covers he's ever bought
He's using that brown filter again. Bored with the outdated grey are you, Mario
Christ almighty, a man about to be 40 and he's getting excited about using a mug. I just canni.
bleeping hell, those honking leggings again! I hate the head-tae-toe label look too, Marion looks like a 13 year old on Boxing Day wearing all their presents from Santa.My life made my lovelies, in Dunelm earlier on - Marion walking about on his phone and Derek looking like he didn't know where he was. Both midgets in real life
- Status