Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

[chickenfajitas]

Ah just love when a new thread starts and we all chant the winner on fae the rooftops and to hold their power it amuses me far mair than it should hens. Ahm buckled ivry time

 

[bigmouth1927]

All that reading is clearly paying off.

 

[Madge2022]

He really is a pathetic little fucker. I came up to Glasgow on Monday to stay for a couple of nights, primarily to go to the match on Tuesday night (got to bed at 1-15).
Meant to go back yesterday but couldn’t bring myself to check out of the hotel so booked another two nights as there is so much to see and do in Glasgow, He fannies about buying absolute crap and going nowhere. I’m old enough to be his mother (god forbid) and I’ve never stopped. Anyway, back to the toon tomorrow but off out for last night. Cheers hens.

Huv youse been tae china sea fur a wee cheeky Chinese lunch, might see dumb and dumber in there, also

 

[Ferguson]

"My song"...Feck off you stupid freak
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Silly bleep also.

 

[Runforestrun]

Love the thread title @Babybail93

"My song"...Feck off you stupid freak
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The most uncosy livingroom ever!
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That fella and those singers that do tiktok and insta vids where they are so ott give me the right ick. I can’t watch them.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Love the thread title @Babybail93

"My song"...Feck off you stupid freak
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The most uncosy livingroom ever!
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Looks much cosier in Guantanamo bay so aye hen nae debates

 

[Popper]

Just sitting down on the staffroom style couch and getting aw cosy in July fur the new thread. Circumming to this new bespoke thread but will not be chanting that new app Threads oan coz Mas called it and told us it be tit. So aye.

 

[twilightgarden]

@Alistess Get to Castelveeeechi so aye and so forth. Mind and circum to a “pickled onion” also.

Tonsa luv to youse nasty trolls on this “hate form” I’m aw cosy with ma crissss and joos in celebration of the new thread. Mwah

 

[Ferguson]

The actual colour of the waiting room style sofa

Vs

The colour she wants us tae think it is now she's realised it's not 2017 & nae bleep is buying grey any more.

 

[Popper]

Ma back breaks just looking at that sofa. He hardly mentions it so he has 100% circummed tae the fact his freebie is a pile of shite

 

[peachy-keen]

Found Deek’s first car

 

[geezabreak]

He really is a pathetic little fucker. I came up to Glasgow on Monday to stay for a couple of nights, primarily to go to the match on Tuesday night (got to bed at 1-15).
Meant to go back yesterday but couldn’t bring myself to check out of the hotel so booked another two nights as there is so much to see and do in Glasgow, He fannies about buying absolute crap and going nowhere. I’m old enough to be his mother (god forbid) and I’ve never stopped. Anyway, back to the toon tomorrow but off out for last night. Cheers hens.

Well I hope you managed to book the bespoke luxury tour o Paisley afore ye go hame, it's no tae be missed, ye might need tae pay a wee bit extra tae add the Beirut towers tae the itinerary, but worth it, it's a once in a lifetime trip...if ye make it oot alive

 

[Ferguson]

Ma back breaks just looking at that sofa. He hardly mentions it so he has 100% circummed tae the fact his freebie is a pile of shite

Absolutely hates it doesn't he.
Ah wunner how long it will be before its somehow accidentally ruined

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ooh! Little old me got the title this week

At the end of the last thread we were all baffled at the Fat Fanny’s spelling of succumb circum

Apparently despite being the easiest person to influence and loving any trend going, he doesnae follow trends and threads is dead tae him.

As usual he makes it so easy for us, just by being his usual massive bleep self
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Just so it doesn’t get lost in the last thread….. CIRCUM

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Well done my lovelie, oan this dayn of dawn oan your bespoke thread title, and so forth. As youse aw know, I love a recap and if you didnae do a recap, you would have circumed to utter abuse, also. So aye, #2024holidayvibes also.
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On my down days these nasty forms really cheer me up, I sometimes think I’m a waste, bad mum, not a good wife etc and so forth but hay least am no mas in the tat cave choking on wax melts, cleaning chemicals, tripping over masses of plastic rubbish with a cat and space cadet of a partner that hate me and living my life through an app claiming it’s no a job. Couldn’t circum to that life am afraid.

Hen, this is all Marion's fault, he's gotten inside your head. Don't circum to it, if he could see you now he would say....

So aye, be a Marion. It's not your fault, it's everyone else's also.

 

[Alistess]

Huv youse been tae china sea fur a wee cheeky Chinese lunch, might see dumb and dumber in there, also

Won’t lie - if Castleveeeeeechi had been in the vicinity I’d have been there like a shot….Paulo .

 

[Madge2022]

Won’t lie - if Castleveeeeeechi had been in the vicinity I’d have been there like a shot….Paulo .

Hawns aff hen, Paolo is aw mine. #weeride Youse kin huv the da and his soggy chips. #factual

 

[Alistess]

I’m ashamed of masel …it’s Paolo no Paulo.
And to think I had cannoli at lunch

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Has he actually thought about the cost of a car if Deek passes his test.
- The initial purchase of said Meep Meep
- Insurance as a 1st time driver that lives in Beirut
- Road Tax
- Annual service and general maintenance
- Fuel

Our Marion may have door to door service but that would be heavily restricted in (his words) 'buying shite online'.
He's no thought this oot ma lovelies.

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Has he actually thought about the cost of a car if Deek passes his test.
- The initial purchase of said Meep Meep
- Insurance as a 1st time driver that lives in Beirut
- Road Tax
- Annual service and general maintenance
- Fuel

Our Marion may have door to door service but that would be heavily restricted in (his words) 'buying shite online'.
He's no thought this oot ma lovelies.

I think he pictured him and man cruising about in a flash Audi but the reality will be a clapped out old banger.

 

[Popper]

I thought he loved his joab? All he does is moan about going. His actual joab, no that app coz that’s no his joab.