Moans about everything, miserable wee slug.
Holed up in a dingy council bedsit, in a honking hoosecoat & so forth.
What a life.
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Holed up in a dingy council bedsit, in a honking hoosecoat & so forth.
What a life.
The imbecile contradicts himself so many times he forgets what he's originally said.
He's fucked it, and he knows he has. Clearly there's trouble in paradise if he's on insta chanting on the lovelies for recommending driving instructors but is visibly jealous of wee Deek's ambition. I think this holiday might actually be next year as he isn't capable of living in the moment and just chases a constant high, which he's not able to show gratitude for. No ads, fucks them. No library card, no GoodReads account, no biographies of gay men, just tit lit from Asda. The couch and kitchen he obviously is disappointed in.
It's eating him up and that's why he's been so bitchy recently.
It's eating him up and that's why he's been so bitchy recently.
It definitely will be a fiat 500.I think he pictured him andman cruising about in a flash Audi but the reality will be a clapped out old banger.
Small flat, small financer, small feet, small dick, small car. That's factual, one hunner percent also.
I’m sad for Deek, I think he would like to learn to drive and explore more of the world rather than Paisley. He works his socks off at Markies and Martin spends all the money on crap from Shein and B&M. Lessons must be at least £40/hour now.
He clearly does not like his joab.
The OG of IG having to work far a living, bless.
The OG of IG having to work far a living, bless.
Exactly. He's no reader, just faking it. Living his life must be groundhog day, hating his job, wishing his weeks away till Friday, then weekends more of the usual shopping, spending, castle vecchi or whatever its called. There's very little point to his life, he has nothing, has no ambition, has achieved duck all in his 40 years. And he thinks his trolls are jealous of him! Poor little sap. I kind of feel a bit sorry for him
Now we know why he’s so crabbit hens. He’s been fun oot trying to get Deek’s birthday present using his alias “Joby” 
so aye.
news.stv.tv
so aye.
Man who admitted stealing nearly 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs is jailed
Joby Pool used a metal grinder to break into an industrial unit before driving off with assorted chocolate goods.
Might be gawn oan a blue badge and disability car jurney.Has he actually thought about the cost of a car if Deek passes his test.
- The initial purchase of said Meep Meep
- Insurance as a 1st time driver that lives in Beirut
- Road Tax
- Annual service and general maintenance
- Fuel
Our Marion may have door to door service but that would be heavily restricted in (his words) 'buying shite online'.
He's no thought this oot ma lovelies.
Pity they don't look like this noo.
Hay Friday, also.
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Joby Pool, what a name.Now we know why he’s so crabbit hens. He’s been fun oot trying to get Deek’s birthday present using his alias “Joby”
Man who admitted stealing nearly 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs is jailed
Joby Pool used a metal grinder to break into an industrial unit before driving off with assorted chocolate goods.
He'd have to get finance for a new car, they give that to anyone. New car would be washed in Zoflora, parked proudly outside, and gone in sixty seconds, like Deek's pay and Mario's hair.Has he actually thought about the cost of a car if Deek passes his test.
- The initial purchase of said Meep Meep
- Insurance as a 1st time driver that lives in Beirut
- Road Tax
- Annual service and general maintenance
- Fuel
Our Marion may have door to door service but that would be heavily restricted in (his words) 'buying shite online'.
He's no thought this oot ma lovelies.
Poor little Deek. I know we’re not supposed to like him, but holy tit, imagine living with that fun sponge, I, Marion. Moan, moan, moan. Do you think he ever does anything nice for Deek, or says anything nice to him? #freeDerek
Surely one of his pals from the Lodge could help him out? Bless.
Lodge could help him out? Bless.Attachments
It's nae wunner he canny find a driving instructor, nae bugger is willing tae dae it for £2.50 p/h.
No wonder the 34 instructors have rubbered Deek, they won't want their cars reeking of weed!
One things for sure, if they do get a fancy car, it's 100% a benefits scam
Ma lovelies am attending an important event soon where I need to be confident. Cannae tell youse wit it is as ma security will be compromised also. Am going tae channel Marion. If that obese, beak nosed munter can think he’s gods gift and be confident then anyone can! 
Probably can't get a driving instructor as they all refuse to go into that ghetto to pick Deek up. factual. also.
Wonder if Martin would be eligible for a motability car due to his Kerry katonas? 
Didny think it possible for him to become even mare ae a fanny than normal and yet he continues to raise the bar
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