I’ve no got ma face oan the day and was looking a bit rough. I saw these Marion pics and now I feel really beaut. Cheers Marion hen.
Mare like Sid fae Toy Story, same hair and dodgy brow workHe's looking like a cross breed between Rodney off Only Fools And Horses and Woody off Toy Story. So aye.
Absolutely howlingDeek: Mario man, I wanna drive. It’s a big wurld out there and I need to spread me wings.
Mario: Telt ye what, Derek ma lovelie, ah’ll arrange avrything for yas. Yoo just gimme yer little purse and ah’ll figure it all out.
~ The next day ~
Deek: Mario man, ave yoo ad any luck wiv ma lessons? The boys doon at the orange lodge are ahl turnin’ 17 soon and said their mas have buked them lessons.
Mario: I, Mas, hav called not wan, not two, but 34 driving instructors today Derek ma lovelie and they’re all booked up until 2038. Covid lovelie, Covid. The global pandemic resulted in loads of peeps wanting to git as far away frum the slums o’ Paisley as they could. Anto doonstairs has stole enough carburetors and has his own Micra noo.
By the way, you owe me £10 because I used up all ma pay as you go minutes and needed a wee top-up also.
Can I make it up to you with a wee nosh?
*Deek has flashbacks to Mario’s BJ face*
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Deek: Ah nah, it’s alreet. You’ve worked hard enough today cheering on small businesses like McDonald’s. It’s almost 8pm and past your bedtime. I’ll Febreeze yoor housecoat and be reet in.
His chin merged into his neckHe’s utterly revolting and so forth!! Boke
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The confidence thoughHonestly, imagine having a face like that and posting photos for the world to see.
What’s with the compulsion to put that grey dish towel on every time he gets home? Don’t know about anyone else but I don’t put my dressing gown on over my clothes I only put it on after a shower or over my jammiesHow does his hair cut manage to get worse each time? Nathan scissorhands is definitely trolling him.
Does he own any different clothes also?
Christ! He looks 80 hereHow does his hair cut manage to get worse each time? Nathan scissorhands is definitely trolling him.
Does he own any different clothes also?
Dish towelWhat’s with the compulsion to put that grey dish towel on every time he gets home? Don’t know about anyone else but I don’t put my dressing gown on over my clothes I only put it on after a shower or over my jammies
It's a fucking straight jacket the thick cunt needs not a granny's bed jacketWhat’s with the compulsion to put that grey dish towel on every time he gets home? Don’t know about anyone else but I don’t put my dressing gown on over my clothes I only put it on after a shower or over my jammies
That domboi is a wee ride!!!!Make it Make sense. Marion the fat slut with a frogs throat, a nose that has more bumps on it than a London road, rotters hair and a nasty selfish personality. Then Domboi who looks nice and isn't unfortunate looking like or wee Marion. Like what is Deek thinking?
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And it did not disappoint. It shows he has no true pals coz if any of my pals sent me that asking my opinion I would be on the phone straight away!Not gonna lie ma lovelies, ahm beside masel tae see what he’s wearing with his orange tan.
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