Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

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Is that his big reveal that he's been creaming his pants over for weeks? Is that IT? Pathetic.
 
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"Fresh breeze"! And where do YOU get your fresh breeze from, Marlon? I mean, you can't open the window because Rayn will try tae escape again. Why is he such a fucken moron? Like honestly, how isn't he not embarrassed by his whole being?
His breeze come fae bespoke blow backs from wee Deek when hes tokin
 
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His home range could be “how to sponge aff eh social” starter pack …. Including a badly painted flat entrance phone, bin juice from the shower tray, rats in the attic, 14 hoovers, lilac leggings and wrapped designer cornflake boxes
 
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Bespoke title suggestion because I just cannae let this pass us by

cleaning with mario #105: best dugs include beejongs and blind nikitas
 
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Aw ma lovelies, am too hungover for this the day. Had too many lethal drinks last night and so forth. Fresh breeze (inspired!) and a PICTURE OF A WASHING LINE!? Oor H has to be trolling him!!!!! He’s a troll, she’s a troll. Boujie beejong also.
 
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Just hud tae check it wiznae April 1st ma lovelies! He is well and truly trolling us wie that bespoke limited offering in the scent Fresh Breeze
He widnae know a fresh breeze if it wafted oar his fizog.
The only melt here is YOU Marion. Get back in yer lane, sit doon an get some class!
 
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54 comments = not even 0.05% of your "followers"

1 order.

Aye definitely the right time tae release your home range.

Amazing.
Nay wunner you're the OG of that app.
 
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What in the name.of fuck is an ear diffuser? I am so confused. Also, how does a wax melt make your wash smell great. And last question, how much postage do these rip off merchants charge?
 
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“Ear diffuser”
Makes sense I suppose given the amount that have been bitten off in the local area.
 
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