Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

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The Home Collection by Mario.

For the hunners of millions of you'se that aspire to cuckoo a bedsit on a rough council estate & fill it with cheap plastic tat.

#boujee
#bespoke
#also
The cooncil collection.
 
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I think something sea or ocean theme
Mebbes the Spanish flair cleaner that he said was the best, even though P&G gifted him a bottle of flash.

Or a McGills bus range. Eau de pish, alkis vomit or the bong oan the bus.

ETA: haud the McGill's bus....
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Whit does Martin ken aboot a fresh breeze, his gaff has so many diffusers, plug ins and chemicals fresh air is non-existent.

Unless he thinks fresh breeze smells like the mean streets of Beirut
 
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"Fresh Breeze". I wonder how long it took to think of that unusual name

He's telling Hannah he thinks it's time 'WE' step away from the sweet perfume scents...He really is talking like he's got shares in the place to voice an opinion
 
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Love how the packaging has a washing line on it drying washing in the “fresh breeze” when he has to dry his cunt washings in the living room.
 
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"Fresh Breeze". I wonder how long it took to think of that unusual name
Remember it's noo bespoke scents, no dyoops. But Martin will tell us wit other scent it smells like, destroying their bespoke advertising. Knowing him will smell like the black orchid range
 
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I’ve just watched his first couple o stories and am aboot peeing ma pants. Clam pack and pacifically hiv me deed.
 
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I hate the way he says febreeze and breeze. Fat fuck. No fresh breeze going on in that bug hotel. He put up a sneak peak the other day of clothes on a washing line, the audacity. A 40 year old woman who's never owned a washing line. Reusing the Marion oil bottles which didnae sell, I see. What an absolute fat, blobfish loser worm. Also.
 
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Cannot cope with how ironic his “new range” is. Doesn’t own a washing line and his cunt washings have never felt a fresh breeze in their lives. Should’ve been called, damp cunt washings oan a clais horse smelling foosty
 
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Haw Mas great advertising, why 'youse' 30 words when you can 'youse' 45775322567 and so forth. Also.
 
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"Fresh Breeze". I wonder how long it took to think of that unusual name

He's telling Hannah he thinks it's time 'WE' step away from the sweet perfume scents...He really is talking like he's got shares in the place to voice an opinion
I was hoping it was going to be called “cunt washings”
 
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One step too far Fatty McKnight.

You cannot be a real person.

A fucking washing line on your product, when you don't even have your own door. Let alone a garden.
Give up now.
 
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Highly disappointed he hasn’t put limited “addition” like he usually does. Oooorrr Hannah must have told him what to put and how to spell it this time
 
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"Fresh breeze"! And where do YOU get your fresh breeze from, Marlon? I mean, you can't open the window because Rayn will try tae escape again. Why is he such a fucken moron? Like honestly, how isn't he not embarrassed by his whole being?
 
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