Have fun hen, you definitely deserve it with the full time joab, that's not your joab, on here and so forth. Hope you packed a year ago and that you got your expired sun cream, also. Oh don't forget to tell the pilot that you're an influencer and bring some banos home for us all. Hope you don't miss Marion's new fresh linen wax melt coming oot, the nooo. Stay cosy.I am going on holibobs tomorrow - smell the wealth - I have been told the phone coverage is shite so I will not be posting but more than likely I'll be phished on these.
I shall be back but feel free to update the wiki and post pictures galore of his blackheeds & rants for me to catch up on.
Cheers, ma dears. Spine bright. also.
Have a great time hen, if you want we can place a huge oarder fur ye fur when ye come back, how many hunner wid ye like? Enjoy yer bougie bespoke hoaliday also.I am going on holibobs tomorrow - smell the wealth - I have been told the phone coverage is shite so I will not be posting but more than likely I'll be phished on these.
I shall be back but feel free to update the wiki and post pictures galore of his blackheeds & rants for me to catch up on.
Cheers, ma dears. Spine bright. also.
Don’t forget the bo infested hoose coat alsoHope you'se have your SPF, polyester clothes, green mankini & last years book also.
Don't have to many
And remember tae be aw cosy in the hotel by 4pm
Have a fab time on your holidays Missus. I hope you had your holiday clothes and sunscreen bought a year in advance? Keep yer power lovelie xI am going on holibobs tomorrow - smell the wealth - I have been told the phone coverage is shite so I will not be posting but more than likely I'll be phished on these.
I shall be back but feel free to update the wiki and post pictures galore of his blackheeds & rants for me to catch up on.
Cheers, ma dears. Spine bright. also.
Hay F R I A D A Y
Hope you'se are aww well and counting your tons blessings that you;
Dinnae live in a Beirut Toowers bedsit
Have mare than 3 hairs
Dinnae have a porous beak
Have a bath & a back door also
Know yer worth hen xgoing through a break up right now so feeling pretty shite about my life, but feeling better now cause all the above apply to me. Got a career, a home and I’m not a drain on society so aye happy F R I D A Y my lovelies also
Oh hengoing through a break up right now so feeling pretty shite about my life, but feeling better now cause all the above apply to me. Got a career, a home and I’m not a drain on society so aye happy F R I D A Y my lovelies also
Madge ma lovelie, you'se are a real ray of sunshine on this app site one o them things.Oh hen
Just visualize your ex wi a beak like Martin, wearing the honking hoosecoat and smelling like a black orchid wax melt. Lucky escape #soaye
Keep you power beaut. tattie hearts to yougoing through a break up right now so feeling pretty shite about my life, but feeling better now cause all the above apply to me. Got a career, a home and I’m not a drain on society so aye happy F R I D A Y my lovelies also
Oh doll, ah'm pyoor blushing noo, ma face is the same colour as Martin's beak. Tonsa blessings tae youse andMadge ma lovelie, you'se are a real ray of sunshine on this app site one o them things.
You're name is you're power hen, mop kick your way through the hurt so aye etc alsogoing through a break up right now so feeling pretty shite about my life, but feeling better now cause all the above apply to me. Got a career, a home and I’m not a drain on society so aye happy F R I D A Y my lovelies also
Have a read of the Wiki my lovely. Always makes me giggle. Tattie heartsgoing through a break up right now so feeling pretty shite about my life, but feeling better now cause all the above apply to me. Got a career, a home and I’m not a drain on society so aye happy F R I D A Y my lovelies also
Tattie hearts hen, keep your power!going through a break up right now so feeling pretty shite about my life, but feeling better now cause all the above apply to me. Got a career, a home and I’m not a drain on society so aye happy F R I D A Y my lovelies also
Mebbes his dad has Italian maw, or they shortened their name tae fit in wi the locals, his full name is Mario Disgustino McKnightio.How come his surname is McKnight idmf its his dad that's Italian?
It could be worse ma lovelie - you could be dead Deek and stuck wi Martin. Hold yer head high and mop kick yer way through the break up!!going through a break up right now so feeling pretty shite about my life, but feeling better now cause all the above apply to me. Got a career, a home and I’m not a drain on society so aye happy F R I D A Y my lovelies also
Honestly hen, this was me when ah gave Mr Ferg his bespoke marching orders.going through a break up right now so feeling pretty shite about my life, but feeling better now cause all the above apply to me. Got a career, a home and I’m not a drain on society so aye happy F R I D A Y my lovelies also
Just choked on ma tea! Ffs hen, chantin ye oan!Honestly hen, this was me when ah gave Mr Ferg his bespoke marching orders.
He was a miserable negative fucker (Hi Martin)
Ah've never looked back, had a wee bit of time tae masel, then started shaggimg ma daughters head teacher.
You'll be absolutely fine.
On the darker days just watch some Mario McKnight Baldilocks highlights You'll instantly feel better xc
Oor @Ferguson nearly choked on the head teacher's boaby.Just choked on ma tea! Ffs hen, chantin ye oan!
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