Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

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blueblue

Jesus gatekeeping is what the 1% does, what doctor's receptionists do, it's an abuse of power to withhold resources. A product available on Amazon can't really have the concept of gatekeeping applied to it. This wee fanny kills me.
 
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ohdoris

Absolutely pissing myself at this. There are some pure funny bastards on this page. Nae debates.
 
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Runforestrun

Babybail93 said:
He’ll wait until it’s on sky and then film the end of it and show it on his stories. Fat fucking street rat.

*no, no I am still not over him showing the end of Toy Story 4 on his stories
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As soon as I read the first sentence I knew it was you! Howling ma lovelie, that trauma runs deep so aye
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AwwCosyWivDeek said:
I thought he said he wasn’t dressing up?

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Is that that feckin eejit Scottish Declan? He gives me the boke more than oor Martin. A man of his generous proportions should not be showing themselves in kiddies pjs
 
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iris8

Where do you start with him. His style and make up.
Fake tan and make up on for 1 night then posts affirmations about being himself again. 🫨
 
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Madge2022

IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow said:
He's not fussed about it? Wasn't he the same guy that was going buy a Barbie top last week?
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Sit doon and get sum class Isa hen. I, Daisy Uncle said he wisnae gonni buy it as it wuz a fad, and we aw ken (nae pun intended) he disnae buy tat.
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hopethishelpsallthebest said:
More autumn stuff. What a simple bastard. Also.
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That second pic is either cos he's so blind and has phone right up tae face, as close as his beak allows or he's wanting a gig oan the Dear Deidre photo problem page.

It cud be a love triangle, my finance ...ah mean fiance of 150 years huz left me fur domboi and huz taken his petty cash wae him. How do ah win back his petty cash ...ah mean his heart, also.
 
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Kat__lax

I love how he thinks posting those close up ‘ugly’ photos is edgy and a laugh, you know cause he’s pure stunning normally, urgh such a try hard, pick me. I enjoy when he tags (@) accounts like GK Barry, Molly Mae, Katie Price, when he had to PAY to meet his mate Hinch I mean come on, surely he must have felt like a right dunce that day seeing as that disabled girl got to meet her before the singing pure vip treatment.
 
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Macmama

Be kond said:
Ah refuse to believe he was no joining in with the stairwell junkies when he looked like this ma lovelies. We’re noo on a bespoke clean living phase. Drugs replaced with beige ibs meals so aye also
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Ah was gonnae say and aw. Pyoor junkie class if ye saw that coming towards ye in the toon, you’d point it back tae Four Corners, nae debates.
 
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Ratgrrl

Not caught up yet. But fumming with the Polly Pocket Of Paisley. Was gonna gatekeep a product to stop others buying it. Selfish,spiteful,ugly little cunt.Who the fuck does this creature thinks he is?!?! Advertising snail shit as if he made it himself. Phenomenal he ain't. Arrggghhh fumming.
 
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Skyflier6727

Im the same ma lovelie and I’ve got weans but I don’t see the point in pumpkins and shit. I do Xmas but that’s it!
 
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mammaof3

As he previously worked in retail, the bucket head should know that the shops put out the season's goods well before it is officially that season.

So in Feb when he's scoffing those Easter creme eggs, that he dosna like, is it Easter, it must be because Mario says it is.

He is a dickhead of the greatest order.

 
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