Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

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Not her handprints being the same size as his nieces. He needs to be a parody account coz no one would be willingly posting all this.
 
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Can’t believe Krystal Camel Hoof has 3, THREE of them tit white dogs with the stained faces. Can’t stand them 😂
Ma hen surely it’s four because she said that’s dolleh’s mum dolleh’s dad and dolleh’s brother but whit about dolleh hersel
 
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Ma hen surely it’s four because she said that’s dolleh’s mum dolleh’s dad and dolleh’s brother but whit about dolleh hersel
Krystal obviously bred those dogs for the petty cash, kept one and gifted one to the real talent of the family.
 
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Hen you don't need to spell your posts correctly, they don't even have to have the correct grammar because Martin is one illiterate thick ballbag who can't string a sentence together and nothing make sense anyway. I've lost braincells trying to read his posts. I feel like I've got a brain injury.
mwah mwah tons of love to you on this new day of dawn, spine bight my lovely xxxxx
😂😂😂😂😂 well what I can say to that 😂😂
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Martin is a doop oaf Bertie, pass it oan.
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Where’s the custom made dunks tho ?😜😂
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Came on to say where the duck is he gonna store another hoover?! He must hang them out the windae on a pulley system I'm convinced
That’s the cat litter in the communal hallway 😂
 
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Krystal obviously bred those dogs for the petty cash, kept one and gifted one to the real talent of the family.
I wonder when she’ll get them to have another litter? Probably when she needs new windows or something. Scum.

At least we can rest easy knowing Mario will never get wan as he will NEVER have a garden. Also. Tonnes a kisses
 
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Youse knows what they say about small shoes ma lovelies, small shoes small willies so aye also
 
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Believe me when l say l love my home, but this idiot goes too far with showing his, especially when it's as tiny as it is and in a rundown area 🙄

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The way he gets his name stuck on everything like a 12 year old girl, absolute bespoke creep. Marion, try putting some water in your new supply cup, might hydrate those shrivelled lips.
 
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The way he gets his name stuck on everything like a 12 year old girl, absolute bespoke creep. Marion, try putting some water in your new supply cup, might hydrate those shrivelled lips.
We'll all need to chip in and buy her a velvet headband with her name on it. Also.
 
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