Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Hate to break it to you 'Maz' but a global brand offering the general public some restricted colour choices and placement is NOT going to give you custom trainers that no-one else has. Amethyst Wave isn't, in any way shape or form, bespoke.

Edit: '20% recycled content' is quite apt for him tho...

 

[Doodlebug71]

Martians new boujee bespoke duncs aww personalised fur the wee scrote

 

[mrsbucket]

Ahm aff to kick my husband and his size 11's oot my hoose, pronto! After watching Monzo's stories ahv decided I need a fella with bougie petite feet, capeesh?

Honestly never heard such drivel in my life Gie us peace ya fat slug!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Ahm aff to kick my husband and his size 11's oot my hoose, pronto! After watching Monzo's stories ahv decided I need a fella with bougie petite feet, capeesh?

Honestly never heard such drivel in my life Gie us peace ya fat slug!

You no like the big Boaby then hen ?

 

[youare1]

Sorry but that bag and water bottle, what a load of plastic tat, bought from China for a few pounds and sold to these loons for that.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Just wan for Maz the moron now that we’re in that bespoke pre autumn period (July). I was in that small business Home Bargains not buying tat and spotted this:

Utter bargain and so forth. Also. So aye

 

[Anti-influencer]

He’s like a fly oan shite fur the most impractical influencer driven products. Canny see whits a scam past his big bespoke beak! Suppose he could store his flat pack water bottle inside ae the cereal box books. Whit a Fanny also & etc

 

[notanothergrammer]

Got it in one hen. Do you also know the legend of the Tatty Hearts?

If it is isnae these I'm startin a fuckin riot, also and so on and so forth hen.

 

[Chez300]

Is he seriously calling this water bottle beautiful?!. I've never seen a more awkward shape in all my life!. It would be straight in the charity bag if someone bought me it.

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How awkward will it be drinking out of that!
And is this bespoke branding or an actual spelling mistake?!

 

[Pepsi]

Hens, im away oot fur the afternoon tae a luxury spa iv joined, heated ootdoor pool, fluffy hooscoats and awe the Molton Broon bodywash I can slap oan. #smellthewealth
I can dae this cos I dont spend my money on shite plastic and trainers.
Think on Mario, cut doon on the beige food eating oot and you could get yoursel a wee pair of bespoke budgie smugglers and heed tae Paisley baths the noo.

 

[Madge2022]

Ha my 'crocs' came from that bespoke Lidl shop, and cost me 5 quid! No sense in paying crocs prices I only use mine for my garden (smell the wealth Mazzo) or camping!

Priorities aw rang ma lovelie. Get yoursel sum klarna and live like the Beirut two.

Canni wait tae see Martin dae this oan the McGills bus

Scots shoppers baffled as man straps chest of drawers and mirror to car roof

The unusual scene took place at Linwood Retail Park in Paisley as the man attempted to transport the furniture to its final destination.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[twilightgarden]

Priorities aw rang ma lovelie. Get yoursel sum klarna and live like the Beirut two.

Canni wait tae see Martin dae this oan the McGills bus

Scots shoppers baffled as man straps chest of drawers and mirror to car roof

The unusual scene took place at Linwood Retail Park in Paisley as the man attempted to transport the furniture to its final destination.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

Strap it to Deek’s back like a wee donkey also

 

[Karenharte17]

I think he’s definitely gona personalise them
MAZ now after reading here
1 question
Why is he a slag
Has he been a naughty lad in his younger days

 

[paulaschoice]

Just wan for Maz the moron now that we’re in that bespoke pre autumn period (July). I was in that small business Home Bargains not buying tat and spotted this:

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Utter bargain and so forth. Also. So aye

Haha I’ve just been to my kids summer fayre and bought a grow your own pumpkin thing I thought of our Marion. It’s 1st of July where’s his autumn countdown? He’s cutting it fine this year #factual

 

[Doodlebug71]

I think he’s definitely gona personalise them
MAZ now after reading here
1 question
Why is he a fat slag
Has he been a naughty lad in his younger days

Ave fixed it fur you hen so aye practice makes ok

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Is this another hoover he’s got? How can a flat the size of a micro chip box require so many hoovers. He’s absolutely mad.

 

[Cagayu]

Maybe the breeze block is actually a storage sofa?
If not, I’m convinced he’s renting a garage at this point

 

[Sloppys]

I actually can’t cope with the pure tackiness of that bag he’s got his sister. I’m all for it if you wanna buy a fake but I can’t when it’s such a bad copy. The letters aren’t even aligned properly. Also don’t get me started on the ‘hydrte’ bottle.
Them trainers are just as awful why not get your nickname ‘Mas’ on them in the first place instead of wanting to order another pair just to have that oan. He’s just addicted to spending and it’s all wasted on absolute shite.

 

[Shrekssister]

The only place he gets called maz is here, factual.
He should get Marion on them, his nickname christened by the daily record

 

[Babybail93]

Can’t believe Krystal Camel Hoof has 3, THREE of them tit white dogs with the stained faces. Can’t stand them