Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Another hoover really? That's about 3 hoovers she has now.
Can't wait to see review on this be as bad as the shark review he did.
That means he has a hoover for each room now save her hassle of having to try carrying one hoover about her 12ft SQ box also.

Tons love sprine bright so forth as always also.

 

[muscadet]

He’s got one arse cheek hangin aff that shelf of a sofa he looks anything but cosy and comfy

 

[Sloppys]

He’s only come on to brag about the Nikes and the free hoover. Not that there’s anything to brag about with them Nikes but I suppose they do match the leggings he’s never out of .

imagine being confined to sitting on the shitter all week and then going outans eating that beige food the poor bowl won’t know what’s hit it again.

 

[mammaof3]

What's with all the fancy posts? is he trying to impress someone?

and is it not Tony Macaroni?

 

[Little Miss Planner]

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I've been on these threads for a long time but 'high footfall area' creases me every time I read it That and 'touch points'. Utter bespoke Mario-isms

Me too! I just love the key phrases that you lot shoe horn into every comment and high footfall area is one of my faves

Also at the end of everything makes me howl every time also

 

[Badaboom]

I thought it was a black and white photie, then I noticed the creepy telly fingers Why would you not crop them out!

 

[mammaof3]

Total spending for June - which is approximate.

Tat = £675.96.

Eating out = £79.83.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I'm just over my asthma attack from laughing about his light switch boabie, now I'm being treatit to her bespoke nikes (just don't do it) now I'm off on another asthmatic journee, factual

And so on and so forth etc

 

[notanothergrammer]

Still the middle a summer and this pocket rocket is sittin wae a blanket aroun' um?? He's definitely oan plums man or goat the most bespokest of cases of anemia, also, and where the duck is he gonnae store yet another hoover?? Up ez' arse?? Cause theres hee haw space anywhere else in the Bosnian Bunglaow

 

[Runforestrun]

I thought it was a black and white photie, then I noticed the creepy telly fingers Why would you not crop them out!
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No bleeping way! I thought it was black n white too, never noticed the fingers till you pointed them out.

 

[muscadet]

This but every month for the Klarna king

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

Still the middle a summer and this pocket rocket is sittin wae a blanket aroun' um?? He's definitely oan plums man or goat the most bespokest of cases of anemia, also, and where the duck is he gonnae store yet another hoover?? Up ez' arse?? Cause theres hee haw space anywhere else in the Bosnian Bunglaow

Ffs ma lovely. Just spat ma wine across the high footfall area at Bosnian bungalow

 

[Lim1947]

And so on and so forth etc

Currently hooked up to a ventilator, the 3rd hoover for the hamster cage has done me in. What a dayn of dawn!

 

[Sloppys]

Changed it for you also.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

I thought it was a black and white photie, then I noticed the creepy telly fingers Why would you not crop them out!
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Same also.

 

[Babybail93]

Feeling the love
Am I right thinking Marion had a typo with the spine bright instead of shine

Got it in one hen. Do you also know the legend of the Tatty Hearts?

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Was just informing Mr Isa about the new hoover. He said to me why would someone with 0 kids, not a lot pets, small package box flat only two of them need 3 hoovers? I would get it if he had 2+ kids, lived in a town house, split over 3 levels or a big big house.. Isa those hoovers probably adds up to £1000 or just under. I never thought of it that way with the price.

He's kept quiet all week then comes on to brag about new trainers, hoover, eating out.
One hell of a sad life.

How he thinks anyone is jealous of him I'll never know, FYI Marion when you read I'm certainly not jealous I mean at least my in-laws love me.. where is yours? That's right probably can't stand you vile wee worm.

Those Hetty are about £250/£300 is just disgusting how these influencers are gifted stuff esp Marion when he doesn't put in effort to his page. Rather see someone really in need of a hoover be gifted it and do a story on it to be posted on the gifters page.

 

[Madge2022]

New neighbours / cooncil flat cleaners are probably overwhelmed by the stench oan the whole landing.
Sharts, wax melts, cat litter, chemical fumes, weed, Reed diffusers.

Youse furgoat the decaying ear in the close, also.
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Got it in one hen. Do you also know the legend of the Tatty Hearts?

My favourite!!!
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Still the middle a summer and this pocket rocket is sittin wae a blanket aroun' um?? He's definitely oan plums man or goat the most bespokest of cases of anemia, also, and where the duck is he gonnae store yet another hoover?? Up ez' arse?? Cause theres hee haw space anywhere else in the Bosnian Bunglaow

Ah hud ma heating oan this morning, ah'm blaming the menopause fur that though

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Ma lovelies, I own a ridiculous number of vacuums (four- long story) and not a single one of them is stored in my high footfall area or behind a concrete breeze block masquerading as a sofa.

 

[Lilly Lou]

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Me too! I just love the key phrases that you lot shoe horn into every comment and high footfall area is one of my faves

Also at the end of everything makes me howl every time also

I love when your fello tattlers shoe horn ‘bespoke’ into any sentence. It just works one of my personal faves is when someone said they had a “bespoke headache” watching his stories