Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

[Cinpab]

Sounds like you need to get some class ma lovelie?

Jokes aside, where the duck is he going to store ANOTHER hoover????? Between all the mops etc he’s also got, it’s actually mind boggling why someone would choose to cram so much crap into a literal shoebox sized flat.

He needs to mop kick himself in the head, knock some sense into him. So aye and so forth.

Never mind the hoovers, where are the bespoke suitcases being kept?

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Did he just say that he thinks small feet look boujee? I can’t with that freak anymore!

Not to sound like a pervert but I love seeing a guy with big feet. Gets me aw goin.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Obviously he doesn’t know what is said about blokes with small feet

 

[Ambergambler]

I have just shown my 11 year old daughter Mario’s new dunks, her reply was…
“They’re cute, can I have a pair in that colour”

 

[Madge2022]

I admit to putting my heating on also

Chanting youse fae the rooftoaps hen, also.
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I have just shown my 11 year old daughter Mario’s new dunks, her reply was…
“They’re cute, can I have a pair in that colour”

Put her up fur adoption, oanly way she'll learn ma lovelie

 

[Popper]

Now boasting about his bespoke tiny feet and slagging off men with normal size feet. Him and his tiny knob can piss right off. A man of 40 should not be getting his fake nickname on his shoes, absolute creep.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

What do we reckon he has planned for his 40th? I know it’ll either be a massive anti-climax or “cancelled” at last minute but a Cannae wait!!!

 

[SuzyE]

I had a delivery yesterday, and the box looked more comfortable than his sofa.

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What do we reckon he has planned for his 40th? I know it’ll either be a massive anti-climax or “cancelled” at last minute but a Cannae wait!!!

Well be here for it

 

[MrsJ2000]

Ma hen I’ve done a bespoke screen recording of the start of the dance but please please go to his highlight and watch the full thing because it’s actually cured my depression. Tattie heart is oor favourite moment where instead of a traditional heart shape she holds an invisible tattie in front of her tits. Other highlights include the heavily stained pits and flicking her head about as if she has 16 inch extensions, so aye also
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It’s actually cured my depression!! Pyoor buckled hen! Let’s mop kick into this bespoke weekend and get it done. Tattie hearts tae yiz awwwwl

 

[Ferguson]

Clutching ma bespoke beak at the wee lassies trainers.

Ma nickname is Mas, ah've been called it ma whole life

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Is he on a wee bespoke Homer Simpson journey, ma lovelies? He’s spining his spotlight apon that small business Nike.

 

[Popper]

The beach neon orange T O TE B A G and the slender water bottle for Crystal chandelier’s birthday. What a pile of pish.

 

[Madge2022]

Now boasting about his bespoke tiny feet and slagging off men with normal size feet. Him and his tiny knob can piss right off. A man of 40 should not be getting his fake nickname on his shoes, absolute creep.

I, Martin and wee Deek aw cosy in the mouldy bougie boudoir.

 

[G&TGal II]

The fact he’s telling people that the customisation is free when in actual fact the trainers that can be customised cost around £30-£50 more than the standard versions blows my mind. Is he actually that stupid?

Yes he is

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Knowing Marlo, he’ll spell “Mas” wrong on the order and will be walking around wearing a pair of kiddie runners that says Ma’s.

Wouldn’t be a bad thing- people might just assume he’s borrowed Sadie’s size fives.

 

[Pepsi]

Ma hen I’ve done a bespoke screen recording of the start of the dance but please please go to his highlight and watch the full thing because it’s actually cured my depression. Tattie heart is oor favourite moment where instead of a traditional heart shape she holds an invisible tattie in front of her tits. Other highlights include the heavily stained pits and flicking her head about as if she has 16 inch extensions, so aye also
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Sweating his ass off cos he didny huv tits in those days so aye. Tattie love tae yous aw oan this day of Saturday also

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Another wan of Marion’s small business gifts for the family complete wi a bespoke spelling mistake. Illiterate fat woodlouse

 

[twilightgarden]

God he’s such an embarrassment! Stupid neep.

 

[SuzyE]

Is he seriously calling this water bottle beautiful?!. I've never seen a more awkward shape in all my life!. It would be straight in the charity bag if someone bought me it.

 

[Madge2022]

Another wan of Marion’s small business gifts for the family complete wi a bespoke spelling mistake. Illiterate fat woodlouse

Apparently that's the name of company who make the bottle, must have Martin as their proofreader.

Twenty quid fur that and forty for the bag.

Mas admitting that he ordered these after suffering secondhand hash air aff wee Deek's doobies